muffinfolds 

The bits of excess lovehandle that bulge over a pair of pants with a tight waistband, thus resembling the edge of a muffin.

My good Lord I need to start losing some weight! Just look at the size of these muffinfolds!

muffinfolds by deadloss September 26, 2010

muffinfilms 

Created by Amy Winfrey as her thesis on animation, the Muffin Films are a series of animated shorts about muffins. Possibly the greatest web page ever made.

"Muffin?"
"No thanks, I don't like muffins."
"You don't like muffins?! How can you not like muffins, when we're delicate and sweet? How can you not like muffins, when we're so good to eat?"

muffinfilms by +12G1)012 May 13, 2005

Muffinmold

The moldy excretion that rests between unreachable areas of skin on an obese person.

You know me, I'll fuck anything! However, that fat bitch's muffinmold made me projectile vomit! Needless to say, the bitch will never smell like pine sol.

Muffinmold by Stephanie Ling & Tim MacDonald February 9, 2009