muffinroll 

A person who, while playing board games, puts the dice on their mouth and rolls the muffin.

That guy is a total muffinroll, he rolled his muffin when casting a fireball in D&D.

muffinroll by MuffinRoll February 28, 2018

Muffinologist 

One who studies muffins and their behavioural patterns.

Berry's daddy is a muffinologist

Muffinologist by Not Berry2K, no really December 11, 2003

Muffinology 

Muffinology is the study and religion of Muffin's and worshiping The Glorious Muffin Man, for he will return and reign down upon us the most delicious flavor of Muffin ever to be revealed. To the Blueberry, Chocolate Chip, Banana Nut, and Cranberry Nut, Baken.

I went to study Muffinology and brought my basket of Muffins with me.

Muffinology by Pope of Muffinology February 24, 2009

Muffinballs 

When a man wears pants so tight that you can see the outline of his balls. Also can be used when someones balls pop out of their speedo in Europe.

"Mother of God, look at Brandons' muffinballs, he should get some new jeans"

Muffinballs by Bobthegoldfish April 17, 2013

muffinballin

Buy some muffins, squish them into balls and have a snowball fight with them.

"Yo dude, wanna pick up a bakers dozen and go muffinballin?"

muffinballin by JonnyJazlo September 17, 2013

muffinkiller

a person who will steal your girl, be a buzzkill, or just piss you off

Keep being a muffinkiller, and I swear I will punch you square in the face!

muffinkiller by chaselc June 18, 2011

muffinfolds 

The bits of excess lovehandle that bulge over a pair of pants with a tight waistband, thus resembling the edge of a muffin.

My good Lord I need to start losing some weight! Just look at the size of these muffinfolds!

muffinfolds by deadloss September 26, 2010