MuffinMilk
MuffinMilk by MuffinMilk March 30, 2009
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Muffin Milk
That Princess was juicy to start with, but I almost drown in hermuffin milk when she started cumming!
Muffin Milk by ultradaddy October 10, 2013
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Muffindick
A dick that is shaped like a muffin. Often it is caused by a genital wart that from a certain angle causes the dick to look like a muffin.
Dude I had crazy intercourse with this girl last night and now I have a muffindick" "Can I suck on your infected muffindick?" "No, you could get muffinlips
Muffindick by DirtyDeed April 8, 2011
muffinfilms
Created by Amy Winfrey as her thesis on animation, the Muffin Films are a series of animated shorts about muffins. Possibly the greatest web page ever made.
"Muffin?"
"No thanks, I don't like muffins."
"You don't like muffins?! How can you not like muffins, when we're delicate and sweet? How can you not like muffins, when we're so good to eat?"
"No thanks, I don't like muffins."
"You don't like muffins?! How can you not like muffins, when we're delicate and sweet? How can you not like muffins, when we're so good to eat?"
muffinfilms by +12G1)012 May 13, 2005
muffinkiller
muffinkiller by chaselc June 18, 2011
Muffin Milk
When one partakes in anal intercourse and concludes by ejaculating far into the rectum of the receiver. The receiver then withholds the ejaculatory fluid until their next bowel movement, during which they release not only the aforementioned fluid but their defecation as well into a cup and proceed to consume it.
Guy 1: "Daaayum son I hear that bird's down wit sippin on dat muffin milk"
Guy 2: "Werd but bitch apparently never learnt how to share dat shit... *sadface*"
Guy 2: "Werd but bitch apparently never learnt how to share dat shit... *sadface*"
Muffin Milk by DiddyDong December 1, 2010
Muffinmold
You know me, I'll fuck anything! However, that fat bitch's muffinmold made me projectile vomit! Needless to say, the bitch will never smell like pine sol.
Muffinmold by Stephanie Ling & Tim MacDonald February 9, 2009
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