muffins 

Delicious personal cakes. They come in many flavors like blueberry and chocolate!

Muffins are good. I ate one.

muffins by Coasterboi April 3, 2008

muffins 

codename for marijuana

Pothead #1: Dude lets go bake some muffins after school at my house

Pothead #2: okay

muffins by PwningPanda October 30, 2009

muffins 

A term used when something does not go your way, you forgot something, you lost something, or can't find something.

Often used as an expression of frustration. Can be substituted instead of a curse word in front of children.

Aww muffins, I forgot her birthday was today!

I can't find my keys! MUFFINS!

muffins by Shark Farts March 18, 2010

muffins 

when a girl got big tits

yo did you see that bitch wit those boss muffins

muffins by Anthony Garza November 3, 2006

Muffins 

A euphemism for the word nothing.

"Hey what are you up to?"
"eh, muffins."

Muffins by Buffalos December 28, 2008

muffins 

when a girl's fat is hanging off and out of their pants.

that girls jeans were way to tight and i really did not want to see those muffins

muffins by Kinyata January 1, 2006

Muffins 

Muffins is another word for 'lol'. It can be used if you use the word 'lol' too much on Twitter, Myspace etc.

Jimmy Machan came up with the word 'muffins' instead of 'lol'.

Hubert: I love Miley Cyrus.
Jimmy: Muffins, loser.

Muffins by aashleee September 12, 2009