Muffida

Noun. (MOO-fi-duh) The unmistakable swampy, mildewy odor created when someone leaves wet laundry sitting in the washing machine for way too long, dries it anyway, and confidently wears it in public.

A muffida is sneaky—it often lies dormant until body heat reactivates it. Within minutes of putting on the shirt, the musty wearer transforms into a walking humid basement.

Symptoms:

Smells like a forgotten towel in a gym bag.
Gets stronger the warmer the person gets.
Can clear an elevator faster than a fart.

"I thought something died in here, but it was just George's muffida kicking in."
"Once he got divorced, Kevin constantly smelled like muffida."

Muffida by WordyGertie August 5, 2026

muffication 

Death (asphyxiation) by cunnilingus. Past tense: mufficated

Cause of death: muffication
The 23-tear-old male was found mufficated in his bedroom.

muffication by Levee July 24, 2003

Mufficated

When you go down on a girl who is unshaven and you cannot breath due to pubic hairs up your nose.

Her bush need to be trimmed. While I was going down town the bitch almost mufficated me!

Mufficated by Dill-pickle February 25, 2009

muffinator 

someone who is programmed to anihilate the female genitalia, by using any force necessary

watch out ladies! here's the muffinator!

muffinator by Antony Seddon September 26, 2006

mufidah

A beautiful and intelligent young woman who gets what she wants when she wants, and won't take no for an answer. She's a strong and capable woman, with a elegant outside and intelligent inside and that makes many people want her, of all genders! She keeps a small close circle, so if you end up in it don't mess it up! She always keeps it real and she doesn't play around! She may seem all nice and cute on the outside, but inside she's a straight savage and will knock anyones head off that comes at her wrong!

How does Mufidah always look so good! there hasn't been one day she walked by and I didn't didn't just think damnn!

mufidah by anonymous November 23, 2021

muffindamule

muffindamule is a misreprentation of a sexual deviation known only to the gentle folk of Ireland. A bit like dobbin the donkey.

Q. Woi's the lazy bastard always late doing the milking ?
A. He's been muffindamule to be sure !

muffindamule by Muffindamule October 2, 2006

Muffination 

A Muffin that can overtake a nation

Matthew: I Like Muffins

Remiz: GET READY TO GET MUFFINATION, Woops

Muffination by Muffinmanloltacos July 24, 2011