Muffination 

A Muffin that can overtake a nation

Matthew: I Like Muffins

Remiz: GET READY TO GET MUFFINATION, Woops

Muffination by Muffinmanloltacos July 24, 2011

Muffocation 

A cause of death which results from intensive cunnilingus whereby the receiver sits on the face of the giver and allows no air pocket, most normally evident is cases of obese lovers.

Judge: Cause of Death?
Coronor: Muffocation.
Judge: Into Fatties?
Coronor: Yes
Judge: Case Closed.

Muffocation by Broken Pencil August 25, 2010

muffication 

Death (asphyxiation) by cunnilingus. Past tense: mufficated

Cause of death: muffication
The 23-tear-old male was found mufficated in his bedroom.

muffication by Levee July 24, 2003

Muffocation 

The inability to breathe when a lady is sitting on your face.

"Mmmmmmmm, I can't breatheeeeeeee!"

Muffocation by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

muffinator 

someone who is programmed to anihilate the female genitalia, by using any force necessary

watch out ladies! here's the muffinator!

muffinator by Antony Seddon September 26, 2006

muffacation 

lack of air while performing tongue to twat or Triple T

That Heifer sat on my face an damn near muffacated me

muffacation by B January 26, 2004

Huffination 

The act of working in a front office answering phones, doing paper work, and being told to stay in your PFC box.

The youthful marine spent the whole morning huffinating as the paper work and phone calls would not cease.

Huffination by Evan Barragan July 22, 2004