Muffindamule's definitions

dipstick

Penis. See also to dip ones stick.

I saw his dipstick in the moonlight and my word did I get a fright. And that on a saturday night !

by muffindamule October 6, 2006

subsidy milker

A clever fellow who, given the opportunity, milks the state in that he or she applies for and receives all available state or EU subsidies regardless of entitlement.

Well, shiver me timbers, if it's not another subsidy milker !

by Muffindamule October 4, 2006

muffindamule

muffindamule is a misreprentation of a sexual deviation known only to the gentle folk of Ireland. A bit like dobbin the donkey.

Q. Woi's the lazy bastard always late doing the milking ?
A. He's been muffindamule to be sure !

by Muffindamule October 2, 2006

dickie dido

The female genitalia.

The hair round her dickie dido hang down to her knees !

by Muffindamule October 1, 2006

donkey wolloper

A soldier or officer of a cavalry regiment.

I can't read or write but I've got really wealthy parents so I'm going to become an officer with the donkey wollopers !

by muffindamule October 6, 2006

billericay

Billericay was the home of the pilgrim fathers. It was ,and still is, the home of my father who has never been a pilgrim.

The next train leaving platform two stops at Ilford, Romford, Brentwood, Shenfield, Billericay and all stations to Southend.

by Muffindamule October 1, 2006

redcap

A member of the British Royal Military Police. Probably the world's most proffesional and well respected police force.

There was severe rioting in the city last night until they sent the Redcaps in.

by muffindamule October 6, 2006