dipstick

Penis. See also to dip ones stick.

I saw his dipstick in the moonlight and my word did I get a fright. And that on a saturday night !

by muffindamule October 06, 2006

subsidy milker

A clever fellow who, given the opportunity, milks the state in that he or she applies for and receives all available state or EU subsidies regardless of entitlement.

Well, shiver me timbers, if it's not another subsidy milker !

by Muffindamule October 04, 2006

donkey wolloper

A soldier or officer of a cavalry regiment.

I can't read or write but I've got really wealthy parents so I'm going to become an officer with the donkey wollopers !

by muffindamule October 06, 2006

redcap

A member of the British Royal Military Police. Probably the world's most proffesional and well respected police force.

There was severe rioting in the city last night until they sent the Redcaps in.

by muffindamule October 06, 2006

billericay

Billericay was the home of the pilgrim fathers. It was ,and still is, the home of my father who has never been a pilgrim.

The next train leaving platform two stops at Ilford, Romford, Brentwood, Shenfield, Billericay and all stations to Southend.

by Muffindamule October 01, 2006

Budism

To believe in Bud. From Bud -(the shortened form of a brand of beer popular in the USA) and ism - belief

I'm giving up bourbonism and taking up budism. It's cheaper and healthier !

by muffindamule October 05, 2006

ramit in sanet

To ram it in Sanet means to make love to a goat on the Spanish Costa Blanca (WanKa).

Ramit in Sanet and I'll bet you'll never forget it

by Muffindamule October 02, 2006