Mudshit

The act of defecating into a toilet bowl in a manner inexplicable through standard laws of physics. Upon executing a mudshit, at least 90% of the bowl are covered in faeces. Typically, the mudshit remains in the bowl for hours until it becomes unflushable, rendering the lavatory useless.

Unlike the upper decker, which can be considered a witty act of civil disobedience, a mudshit arises from blatant incapability of using a toilet combined with severe malnutrition.

"Dude, my housemate pulled another mudshit!"

"Don't cover the bowl with mudshits!"

by thunderfromdownunder86 October 12, 2012

mudshot

turgid wet mix of poo that is ejected with a single flexing of the gut. Shrapnel splatter is an acceptable casualty, but the bulk of the pile should be a singular paddy centered directly under anus. Often accompanied by feeling of well being and accomplishment. Underreported as the Eureka moment it is.

He lowered himself and quenched. The mudshot was almost painful, it was so beautiful. He felt himself drawn to a bright light and people who had been long dead surrounded him. It's not your time yet, they told him. There is much wiping to do. When he opened his eyes, he knew what to do. He put in his notice at work and bought a Harley that afternoon.

by Pantaloon January 14, 2008

mushit

When you download music that says its one thing but really is something else. can also be used when someone adds words or lines into music

Dave: hey man, what is this shit?

Greg: i supposedly downloaded "i love college" but this sounds like...cher! its too horrible!!!

Dave: damn this is mushit!


Jenna: Yeah! this is great musi-

Song: Free ringtones! at www.myrings.com

Jenna: aww what mushit

by urbanfalafel March 30, 2009

midshit

A term used on 4chan's /lgbt/ board to refer to a trans person who transitioned in a range between that of a youngshit and an oldshit. The age range for this varies, but is generally between the ages of 18 and 25. Most midshits are too old to pass without surgery, but still have passing potential given enough time on hormones and potential surgical intervention.

Alice, in typical midshit fashion, simultaneously hates youngshits for being lucky enough to transition early and oldshits for existing in public.

by fullbodyphallo October 1, 2022

mumshit

Little kids that hang out on streets and hurl abuse at passers by.
So called cus the parents just shit them out with no real emotion.

Shut up you mumshit's

by Psymonj May 20, 2004

MudShot

After Anal intercourse The male gets a bottle of vodka and pours it down the gaping asshole then pours shitty vodka into shot glass then puts shot glass in gaping asshole and drinks it.

person 1: Hey wanna do a mudshot babe
person 2: sure i'll grab the vodka!

by Gaycunt42069 November 20, 2019

midshit

verb-(mid-shiting)craping-flushing,wipeing,farting,flood,overflow

Tom said -Hey why do you look so mad ?

Jim replies-This morning I was on crapper takeing a dump and had to stop in midshit and flush cause my toilet cant handle all my shit at one time.

by troubledemon March 24, 2009