mudshot

turgid wet mix of poo that is ejected with a single flexing of the gut. Shrapnel splatter is an acceptable casualty, but the bulk of the pile should be a singular paddy centered directly under anus. Often accompanied by feeling of well being and accomplishment. Underreported as the Eureka moment it is.

He lowered himself and quenched. The mudshot was almost painful, it was so beautiful. He felt himself drawn to a bright light and people who had been long dead surrounded him. It's not your time yet, they told him. There is much wiping to do. When he opened his eyes, he knew what to do. He put in his notice at work and bought a Harley that afternoon.

mudshot by Pantaloon January 14, 2008

MudShot

After Anal intercourse The male gets a bottle of vodka and pours it down the gaping asshole then pours shitty vodka into shot glass then puts shot glass in gaping asshole and drinks it.

person 1: Hey wanna do a mudshot babe
person 2: sure i'll grab the vodka!

MudShot by Gaycunt42069 November 20, 2019

Mudshot

Taking a sips straight from the bottle with no mixer usually pertaining to cough syrup, thc syrup or dark liquor

You run out of sprite so you proceed to start chugging codeine straight and everybody chants “mudshot”

Friend opens a bottle of Henny, “We’re only taking mudshots from here on out.

Mudshot by Cancerpox December 30, 2019

Mudshot

A speed running strategy in the video game, "Hitman", that is performed by rapidly spamming the pause button and holding down the left mouse button. This is good when you want to save time and/or don't have a large weapon or lockpicks.

Person 1: "Man, I need to open this door, but I lost my lockpick."
Person 2: "Just get your goldballer and pull off a mudshot."

Mudshot by MecTheCool June 25, 2024

Cancun Mudshot

As a girl is face down ass up, one partner approach her from her top side, going back to the ass where they enter her vagina in a "jackhammer" fashion. While they proceed to jackhammer her, they shit down her back.

A more liquid poo would be optimal, but any poo will suffice, while a third partner slurps up the shit.

"You should have seen how nasty it got yesterday, Henrik took that Cancun Mudshot like a champ.

Cancun Mudshot by Pixie Swallows February 18, 2026

Mudshit 

The act of defecating into a toilet bowl in a manner inexplicable through standard laws of physics. Upon executing a mudshit, at least 90% of the bowl are covered in faeces. Typically, the mudshit remains in the bowl for hours until it becomes unflushable, rendering the lavatory useless.

Unlike the upper decker, which can be considered a witty act of civil disobedience, a mudshit arises from blatant incapability of using a toilet combined with severe malnutrition.

"Dude, my housemate pulled another mudshit!"

"Don't cover the bowl with mudshits!"

Mudshit by thunderfromdownunder86 October 12, 2012

Mushotoku 

A Zen term meaning no aim, no gain. Mushotoku is a philosophy of life, a way of living in which you act without wanting to achieve a result, and give without wanting something in return.

"Can I buy you a drink"
"Are you trying to pick me up?"
"No, not at all ... it's just mushotoku."

Mushotoku by Jack Martin Leith March 13, 2008