shavipple

A shaving of ones chest men in most cases the razor passing over the nipple and haveing the nipple disapear,bleed,end up stuck to razor blade ,most cases only one nipple is removed because pain is just to much to withstand.except in a few documented cases the other nipple has been removed to even things out.
The other day I was shaveing my chest for the bodybuilding compitition and did a shavipple 2 because the single didnt look right. And i won!
by troubledemon March 26, 2009
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I"ll Be Dipped In Shit !

This expression comes at a time when a person is surprised by a comment or saying that they just heard.
Jim - Hey I was at the hotel the other day and seen Tiger Woods with a woman that wasnt his wife !

Bob-Well I"ll Be Dipped In Shit !
by troubledemon December 04, 2009
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Speed Washing

When a person is in the shower washing all body parts really fast!
Dude 1- Hey the other day my wife told me she caught me jerking off in the shower.

Dude 2-Wow that sucks .How did you get out of that one?

Dude 1-I told her its my cock and I can wash it as fast as I want too .Ya know speed washing
by troubledemon January 24, 2010
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Wizz Quiz

Test from urination to find drugs
Man-Hey dude did you get that job ?

Man2-No

Man- why not?

Man2-I flunked the wizz quiz
by troubledemon March 11, 2010
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Lottery Whiner

A person who is always whining about not winning the lottery.
Whiner- Man i never win the lottery I play 20 bucks a day for 20 years and never win big.

Friend says-Hey would you like some cheese to go with that whine? If you don't win than stop playing you Lottery Whiner.
by troubledemon February 22, 2010
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frick in fries

just how it sounds
Man-Where are those fricking fries

Man2-You know there is no frick in fries
by troubledemon March 24, 2010
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Text Education

The teaching of the younger generation about texting habits.such as bulling.texting while driving texting in school and or at work .exc
Kid-Yeah my mom signed me up for text education at school this year.

Kid 2-My mom didnt because we dont have cell phones and she doesnt even know what text education is.ha ha
by troubledemon July 18, 2010
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