Mouched 

to be fooled, bamboozled or perplexed is to be Mouched.

new terminology, courtesy of jinxed, "Don't get Mouched"

You really thought he was Astronaut? You may have just got Mouched.

Mouched by Pecham69 May 30, 2022

mouchee 

A bit of hair that grows under the cheeks and next to, but separated from, the moustache.
Found on people who have yet to develop a full face of hair, or who naturally have patchy beard growth.

You should shave those mouchees man, you look like a reject from a Cats musical.

mouchee by zorlan February 1, 2009

foul mouthed 

A term used to describe someone who curses a lot and generally talks about inappropriate and disgusting things.

Girl: I bet you'd love me to finger bang you in your arsehole until you cum.

Boy: Piss off you foul mouthed dirty bitch!

foul mouthed by duelpro2 January 6, 2014

Mooched 

Being fired at a job less than two weeks after starting.

"Hey, I thought you just started working at a Fast Food Restaurant what happened?"
"Boss caught me taking a leak in the jar of pickles and I got mooched."

Mooched by louiseharp July 31, 2017

Goat Mouthed Poof

A borderline gay metro sexual who should just come out of the closet and stop draining resources of the male population.

"Is that dude gay?!?"

"Nah, he is just a goat mouthed poof!"

Goat Mouthed Poof by Barry The Bogan August 15, 2006

pussy mouthed 

-adj- a stupid person .

1- ye pussy mouthed! do you think you're right?
2- What the fuck are you fucking talking about you pussy mouthed cocksucker?
3-He's a pussy mouthed chicken .

pussy mouthed by Aytac Atlas May 2, 2006

mouchel 

The head of the male penis, Bell End,
From misheard Beatles lyric
"Mouchel, my bell,
Sunday monkeys say the end is done"

Suck my mouchel.

mouchel by nawe October 29, 2008