mouchel

The head of the male penis, Bell End,
From misheard Beatles lyric
"Mouchel, my bell,
Sunday monkeys say the end is done"

Suck my mouchel.

by nawe October 29, 2008

mouchee

A bit of hair that grows under the cheeks and next to, but separated from, the moustache.
Found on people who have yet to develop a full face of hair, or who naturally have patchy beard growth.

You should shave those mouchees man, you look like a reject from a Cats musical.

by zorlan February 1, 2009

monchele

the totally awesome real life pairing of lea michele and cory monteith, who play rachel berry and finn hudson, respectfully, on the tv show "glee." although they are not actually dating, there is a large number of people who believe that they were previously involved with each other or are secretly together at the moment.

person one: dude do you ship monchele?
person two: totally! they have so much chemistry it's insane! they be bonin' it in their trailers!

by jekim. December 12, 2010

Moochelle

First Lady Michelle Obama, so named for her advocacy to get everybody to mooch off the federal government.

Who does Moochelle think she is telling people what they should and shouldn't eat?

by highwayman56 February 4, 2012

Mouche

A french word meaning 'fly'

Person 1: 'mahoomalaflooma, mouche matoottoo'
Kelly: 'ouche ma flouche, moooooooooooooooooouche'

by Macondiron December 2, 2009

Momchelorette Party

Much like a bachelorette party is meant to celebrate a bride-to-be's last night of freedom, a momchelorette party is meant to be a last hurrah for the mom-to-be before the arrival of the baby. Usually thrown by the godmother or other close friend.

Example: "I'm pretty sure Amanda hooked up with that guy we met at Sandy's Momchelorette Party."

Example 2: "She may be 9 months pregnant, but that momchelorette sure can dance!"

by sandywitz September 23, 2011

mouche-rocket

1. (noun): An asshole, an offensive term pertaining to someone you would like to send off on a rocket.

2. (noun): Usually a man, a man-douche.

1.
Premise: The men upstairs are disrupting my sleep.
Premise: Any man who disrupts my sleep is a mouche-rocket.
Conclusion: The men upstairs are mouche-rockets.

2.
Ross, Nate, or *Akhtar.

*The grand pooh-ba of mouche-rockets, a logic teacher.

by Pratt the Cat September 18, 2008