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Mouchemore 

A person with an utterly small penis and who will do anything for men. It is said that they lick asshole.
Geez, that guy has a small penis! He must be a Mouchemore
Mouchemore by sickiedog September 11, 2011
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Momchelorette Party 

Much like a bachelorette party is meant to celebrate a bride-to-be's last night of freedom, a momchelorette party is meant to be a last hurrah for the mom-to-be before the arrival of the baby. Usually thrown by the godmother or other close friend.
Example: "I'm pretty sure Amanda hooked up with that guy we met at Sandy's Momchelorette Party."

Example 2: "She may be 9 months pregnant, but that momchelorette sure can dance!"
Momchelorette Party by sandywitz September 23, 2011

Muchmore 

A well rounded nerd who's full of awesome.
Man, check out that Muchmore...he's LEGIT!
Muchmore by Sculpin May 7, 2018

Mount Douchemore 

A person whose incredible douchebaginess earns them the right to be enshrined in stone form on a "Mount Rushmore" like site.
Guy 1- Hey someone called for you
Douchebag- Oh yeah, who?
Guy 1- The North Dakota Dept of Parks and Recreation
Douchebag- What the hell did they want
Guy 1- They need a picture of you for your bust on Mount Douchemore.

Douchebag- STFU!
Guy 1- You'll be between Dick Cheney and Rush Limbaugh

Micheal Muchmore 

Micheal Muchmore by SadieWaffles October 17, 2021

muchmoregarlic 

The german translation for 'whatchamacallit'

A word used when the actual name of the object in question will not come to mind. Very versatile but often very vague. It is derived from the phrase "what-you-may-call-it" which can be found in T. H. White's The Once and Future King. Translated by a German who misunderstood.
"Oh, I dont know what its called...you know...erm muchmoregarlic"
muchmoregarlic by a.lou.e September 3, 2011
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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