mooched

Getting fired before you even start your job.
"Did you start at the pizza place yet?" "Naw, I got mooched."
by jm_gray July 31, 2017
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mooched

Being fired at a job less than two weeks after starting.
"Hey, I thought you just started working at McDonalds, what happened?"

"Boss caught me taking a leak in the jar of pickles and I got mooched."
by 420XD August 01, 2017
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mooched

When somebody has given money to another person who has no money, but should.
Cody just mooched $5 off John.
by sullie August 20, 2004
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mooch

Someone who wants something for free .. someone who takes and takes but doesn't give back.
Matt is the biggest MOOCH ive ever seen
by Noodle January 17, 2005
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Mooched

Being fired at a job less than two weeks after starting.
"Hey, I thought you just started working at a Fast Food Restaurant what happened?"
"Boss caught me taking a leak in the jar of pickles and I got mooched."
by louiseharp July 31, 2017
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mooch

Someone who takes and takes but never gives. They could take food, money or anything that you give them but never give you anything in return.
Aaron is such a moocher. He keeps asking me for money and never drops a penny!
by KelKell August 18, 2009
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Mooch

noun: mooch; plural noun: mooches

A Mooch is a specific unit of measurement denoting ten (10) days of employment. The word is a Eponymously named after Anthony Scaramucci who was employed as the White House Communications Director in the U.S. President Trump administration for ten (10) days.
"I've been at my new place of employment for one mooch and I can tell that it is going to work out just fine!"

"Carl certainly has his life together. He's been employed at a Whitley Penn for over 180 mooches."

"I've been trying to suck my own cock for the past mooch; however, I haven't even managed to get just the tip."
by RomulusAugustus August 03, 2017
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