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When a really disgustingly annoying buff guy from across the given area is undressing you with his eyes. Please note that this "moncher" will never actually come up and talk to you, he will just stare and creep you out... also, he will tell his buddies how hard he wants to do you.
"Oh my god, seriously? That dude is a total monch! Lets get out of here before he can point us out!"
"Yeah totally. I'm tired of being monched on."
monched by sheebeee July 19, 2012
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Broken, destroyed by crushing or grinding.
I pulled apart the wheel that was wobbling and the bearings were totally monched.
Monched by knifenut89 April 6, 2021
Being fired at a job less than two weeks after starting.
"Hey, I thought you just started working at a Fast Food Restaurant what happened?"
"Boss caught me taking a leak in the jar of pickles and I got mooched."
Mooched by louiseharp July 31, 2017

munched on that beaver

when a guy (or girl) eats out (performs oral sex on) a female.
eddie munched on that beaver of stacy's on saturday.
the totally awesome real life pairing of lea michele and cory monteith, who play rachel berry and finn hudson, respectfully, on the tv show "glee." although they are not actually dating, there is a large number of people who believe that they were previously involved with each other or are secretly together at the moment.
person one: dude do you ship monchele?
person two: totally! they have so much chemistry it's insane! they be bonin' it in their trailers!
monchele by jekim. December 12, 2010

Mancheddar Delight 

1. A creamy and delicious meal made purely of semen.

2 Dick Cheese Transudated skin oils and moisture that can accumulate under the foreskin of males and within the female vulva area.
"I am going to make you eat my mancheddar delight"

Husband: "What would like to eat tonight honey?"
Wife: "I would love a serving of mancheddar delight!"

"I am going to take a shower and scrub this mancheddar off."

MonChevy 

MonChevy is the ship name of a slash pairing from the T.V. show "Versailles" between The Chevalier de Loraine and Philippe I
"MonChevy is my OTP.."
MonChevy by A Cake With Eyeballs October 18, 2019
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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