Morningnoon

Morningnoon is the time between 11:30 and noon.

Good morningnoon Mr Radley, I have the papers you wanted

by DanielDankMemes December 11, 2016

Morningnoon

A playful blend of morning and noon, used by late risers to greet the day after midday. It acknowledges waking up past noon while still claiming the freshness of “morning.” Lets others know to expect common morning behaviors in the afternoon. Can be used to poke a little fun at people who stay up too late.

"Good morningnoon, and where can a late riser get a cup of coffee this late in the day?"
“Don’t judge me, it’s morningnoon in my world.”
"Did you yawny morningnooners leave any midnight oil for the rest of us?"

by Lady Ivywood December 16, 2025

Morningwood Rainbow

The Act of Waking Up With Morningwood,Taking A Piss, But Having To Stand Far Back From The Toilet So You Don't Spill, And Your Piss Stream Looks Like A Rainbow

Dude I Woke Up With Morningwood, and My Dick Was So Hard I Had To Pull A Morningwood Rainbow.

by KaKeeZDiaBlo186 July 22, 2009

offset morningwood

Offset morningwood is when you wake up normally with no morning wood and you get up and minutes after you get out of bed morning wood hits you

*billy comes out of his room and starts to make breakfast*

Mom: oh my god billy is that your morningwood

Billy: nah fam issa offset morningwood

by Those arab guys August 27, 2017

morningwood

when a man wakes up with an erection

I dreamed about your mom last night and waked up with morningwood

by TOOOOOL May 30, 2005

mornington crescent

Fiendishly complex game popularised by
British radio show, "I´m Sorry I Haven´t Got A Clue". The game is based on moves
around the London Underground (Tube) map. The winner is the first to reach
Mornington Crescent.

From the FAQ: "It is impossible to approach Mornington Crescent on a Direct Diagonal as a quick look at the tube map will show. (Unless you play Real Geography in which case a Direct Diagonal may well be possible, but not being a Real Geographist I wouldn't like to say)."

by English Boy December 6, 2004

Morningwood Docking

A rare coincidence that occurs when two men sleep next to one another and one of them later wakes to find that his morningwood is inadvertently docking with the other man's morningwood. One of the participants must be uncircumcised for a true instance of morningwood docking to occur.

- If you tell anyone that I was morningwood docking you the morning after that party I will fucking kill you.
- Let's never talk about how we were morningwood docking again.

by Realtip July 19, 2013