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The reason most of those bitches are on Maury in the first place.
Damn right you are not the father! But go ahead and take care of it, because my dick has places to be.
by Hank McDizzleson May 21, 2010
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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A rap song by Mickey Avalon, that brags about the wonders of a large dick, and degrades those unfortunate enough to have a small, otherwise useless pecker.
My dick: cost a late night fee
Your dick: got the HIV

My dick: like an M16
Your dick: broken vending machine

My dick: sick and dangerous
Your dick: quick and painless
by yo-yo baiter June 22, 2008
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Your most valued object in your possession. You treat it like your dick, very gently and only let people that you REALLY love touch it.
Dude! Don't mess with that CD! That thing is my dick!
by Gray. July 26, 2010
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My favorite thing found in a women; is the biggest
I bet that dudes favorite thing found in a women is personality, my favorite thing found in them is my dick!
by BOSS BITCH12344321 December 22, 2011
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