1 definition by Those arab guys
Offset morningwood is when you wake up normally with no morning wood and you get up and minutes after you get out of bed morning wood hits you
*billy comes out of his room and starts to make breakfast*
Mom: oh my god billy is that your morningwood
Billy: nah fam issa offset morningwood
Mom: oh my god billy is that your morningwood
Billy: nah fam issa offset morningwood
by Those arab guys August 27, 2017