Morninghood 

This is very similar to phenomenon of Morningglory (sometimes also called Morning Wood or BEMHO- Basic Early Morning Hard On), however this term has been coined for the opposite sex: females. It is basically the erect clitoris after just waking up. For a male, this is a very hard thing to actually experience. You may have to even camp out the night before with a video camera pointed directly at the subject in order to witness this happening. But for a female...they usually know what this is describing.

I was hoping that she wouldn't see my Morningwood this morning but then I wasn't worried as much when I actually witnessed her Morninghood.

Morninghood by MorningHoodMaster August 15, 2010

Morningwood Rainbow 

The Act of Waking Up With Morningwood,Taking A Piss, But Having To Stand Far Back From The Toilet So You Don't Spill, And Your Piss Stream Looks Like A Rainbow

Dude I Woke Up With Morningwood, and My Dick Was So Hard I Had To Pull A Morningwood Rainbow.

Morningwood Rainbow by KaKeeZDiaBlo186 July 22, 2009

offset morningwood 

Offset morningwood is when you wake up normally with no morning wood and you get up and minutes after you get out of bed morning wood hits you

*billy comes out of his room and starts to make breakfast*

Mom: oh my god billy is that your morningwood

Billy: nah fam issa [offset morningwood[

offset morningwood by Those arab guys August 27, 2017

morningwood

when a man wakes up with an erection

I dreamed about your mom last night and waked up with morningwood

morningwood by TOOOOOL May 30, 2005

Morningwood Docking 

A rare coincidence that occurs when two men sleep next to one another and one of them later wakes to find that his morningwood is inadvertently docking with the other man's morningwood. One of the participants must be uncircumcised for a true instance of morningwood docking to occur.

- If you tell anyone that I was morningwood docking you the morning after that party I will fucking kill you.
- Let's never talk about how we were morningwood docking again.

Morningwood Docking by Realtip July 19, 2013

MorningWood

an errection of the male penis, typically in the morning hours, caused by unknown resources.

I woke up today with morning wood!!

MorningWood by MicrosoftMurdeR December 5, 2004

Morningwood hustle 

When you wake up with wood and you are unable to boner lean so you have to stand a few feet away from the toilet to piss and then have to shuffle towards the toilet as the urine stream weakens so you don't piss on the floor.

Had to do the morningwood hustle when I woke up with a boner, still peed on the floor a bit though, dang!

Morningwood hustle by bunghammer January 20, 2011