He's the third guy at a gang bang that has no place to enter, has to jerk it to stay "in the game" while two dudes are plowing some chick, then gets hit by friendly fire, never gets "in the game", and mopes his way home with blue balls...

Cory was excited to be invited to the gang bang, but as things progressed he just ended up the Jizz-Moper.

Jizz-Moper by The Real Boomstick January 12, 2010

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dick moper

When you deny your woman or wife sex, and the next day she mopes about it and doesn't want to leave the house.

My wife is such a dick moper sometimes, just because I was too tired to give it to her last night.

dick moper by harry wharton April 20, 2008

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Jizz Moper

A person whom society would judge to have a very bad/undesirable job.
Such as a jizz moper at a peep show
whos job is to keep up boths of semen before the next customer

Everyone in that fast food resturant are jizz mopers

Jizz Moper by mikea111111111 September 28, 2006

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discord moderators

the second sub-species based off of the homo sapiens species

according to science, discord moderators are the closest thing we have to the original cavemen

discord moderators by dio brando999 October 29, 2020

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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