quasi-criminal offense frequently enforced by cops in crowded areas such as concerts and sports events by stating "move it along ..there's nothing to see here...."

Before Paul got a chance to see what was going on he was charged with "mopery with intent to gawk"

mopery with intent to gawk by sheila in the car May 24, 2009

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Moyerism

1. A statement void of all logic and reason with no intention to change whatsoever. To create a Moyerism, one must fail to see reason or rationale of any kind and/or additionally rail against fact as truth.

2. A truth held self-evident, but is either circular in logic, or absolutely unreasonable.

3. A positively false statement, made with a stubborn refusal to change without explanation. Alternatively, a messiah complex of some sort.

1. These people judge based on their Moyerisms, and refuse to see reason no matter how blatent.

2.(as a reply to a statement) That is a Moyerism.

Moyerism by whatever February 6, 2005

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Jizz-Moper

He's the third guy at a gang bang that has no place to enter, has to jerk it to stay "in the game" while two dudes are plowing some chick, then gets hit by friendly fire, never gets "in the game", and mopes his way home with blue balls...

Cory was excited to be invited to the gang bang, but as things progressed he just ended up the Jizz-Moper.

Jizz-Moper by The Real Boomstick January 12, 2010

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