io

A british* acronym for instead of.

The lecture is on Tue io Thu.

OR (it may be used with dots)

I bought some bananas i.o. apples.

by veekadikoydegskupayialiyor December 31, 2012

io

Jovian moon that orbits around the planet Jupiter.

by u.ber. August 21, 2003

io

Io is mommy

Io have sex with me plz

by The flower of your eye November 22, 2021

io

in•for•ma•tion o•ver•load
adj.

1. Business. Sadistic practice in
which a subordinate is given
ambiguous instructions to
complete arbitrary tasks. Also
see “spreadsheets.”
2. Computer Science. Loss of
superhuman state due to
executing subhuman tasks
normally performed by automated
systems. Also see “Windows.”
3. Law. Conditional state reached
in the first year of Law School.
Also see “BAR Exam.”
4. Math. Required state to attend
courses involving “string” in
their title. Also see “MIT.”
5. Medicine. Conditional state
reached in the forth year of
Medical School. Also see
“residency.”
6. Physics. Conditional state
reached during doctoral
dissertation in which common
sense is overwritten with
theoretical knowledge. Also see
“Steven Hawking.”

Superhumans suffer io due to subhumans lack of understanding technology.

by Corey Lohr June 4, 2004

Io

One of the four Galilean moons of Jupiter, so called because of being discovered by Galileo. The most volcanically active object in the Solar system.

Hey, look in my telescope: you can see Io, Europa, Ganymede, and Callisto.

by antinous February 2, 2004

.io

.io is the thing after a series of online games that is very popular

Agar.io lets play. Slither.io lets play that. Nope splix.io. and others

by Deltablue March 24, 2017

iOS

The mobile operating system for Apple mobile products. Android and iOS are direct rivals. Personally, I believe Android is better for more advanced users, and iOS is for users who want a more simpleminded experience.

iOS is developed and maintained by Apple. It was created by Steve Jobs.

by Bhamilton0347 November 15, 2014