moperton

one who is unable to get aroused in the crotchal region

I was totally going to bone that guy until I found out he was a total moperton.

moperton by jr maxfield December 27, 2007

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Molerton

The typical slang term for a mixture of tobacco (preferably organic) and marijuana for a single party bowl in Santa Cruz, County, CA. Smoked out of a water pipe or a bong to increase the effect of tobacco as well as the weed.
The effects can be broken down into 3 stages:
1) the milking of the water pipe or bong
2) the clearing the water pipe or bong
3) the exhaling the smoke
Each step has a different high/effect on your body and mind.

Dude, thats a fatty Molerton! You better sit down or you are going to hurt yourself.

that was a Muhhhhonnnsttterrr Molleeeerrrtttttooonnnn.

Molerton by ABI December 22, 2009

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moperton • Molerton • Maori-Mongolian Mooperton

Maori-Mongolian Mooperton

When I wipe the floor clean with Daniel. Generally performed after 400 kickflips.

Julia: "Hey, did you guys see that? That awesome guy over there is about to do the Maori-Mongolian Mooperton."
Me: "yeah"

Maori-Mongolian Mooperton by moopward September 20, 2025

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:

Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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