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A retarded epileptic goose that has the most spasticated fits while playing guitar in front of an audience. The fits occur mostly when he is playing his clever very own composed solo, 10 12. He dances around in the spotlight as if he's the leader of the band he's in. What a spacker!
Why is that boy spinning on the floor?

Thats Goosetard, he has to do that while he's playing his genius solo, 10 12.
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An object that is totally, 110% SWEET AS HELL.
hey jerry check out my tricked out trike isnt it GOOSETARD?
by tim June 03, 2005
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