moostard

When you haven't cum in awhile and your splooge is yellow and thick. (also known as "seeded Moostard"

It's been so long my cum is like moostard.

by Pedro de la rose August 31, 2006

Moostarde

Moostarde is a drunken swedish socialist who works in a volvo factory in Borås.

Moostarde put down the whisky!

by Balle mannen October 18, 2022