moostard
When you haven't cum in awhile and your splooge is yellow and thick. (also known as "seeded Moostard"
moostard by Pedro de la rose August 31, 2006
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Moistard
The horrible watery substance that squirts onto your burger/hot dog when you forget to shake the mustard bottle.
The mustard equivilent of 'wetchup'
The mustard equivilent of 'wetchup'
Moontard
The name given to a person who genuinely and fervently believes that the USA never landed on the moon, despite the massive volume of evidence to the contrary. When questioned on their beliefs a moontard will respond differently depending on the severity of their delusion, some merely claiming that the landings were faked in hollywood studios so that the USA could "win" the space race early, others claiming that early missions to the moon found an alien civilization there and as a result of threats to the earth by this race the moon landings were faked to avoid interstellar war. All in all these people are idiots who use pseudo-scientific drivel to authenticate their claims, such as the proposed lethality of the Van Allen belt.
Moontard - "The moon landings were faked!"
Person - "But what about the fact that modern telescopes are capable of making out the landing site, the fact that there is a mirror positioned on the moon's surface exactly where NASA said they positioned it and the vast photographic and video evidence which you seem to believe is CGI, despite them being broadcast in the 1960s."
Moontard - "But look at this video, the flag is waving!"
Person - "Well yes, that is a result of microgravity, and out of interest, why did the russians not notice the USA never got to the moon, since they had the technology to track the whole journey"
Moontard - "Nixon bribed the entire USSR to never talk!"
Person - "But what about the fact that modern telescopes are capable of making out the landing site, the fact that there is a mirror positioned on the moon's surface exactly where NASA said they positioned it and the vast photographic and video evidence which you seem to believe is CGI, despite them being broadcast in the 1960s."
Moontard - "But look at this video, the flag is waving!"
Person - "Well yes, that is a result of microgravity, and out of interest, why did the russians not notice the USA never got to the moon, since they had the technology to track the whole journey"
Moontard - "Nixon bribed the entire USSR to never talk!"
Moontard by JF Dangerfield November 28, 2009
The mostard cult
An unknown instagram cult account. They post mostly stolen memes and sometimes get hacked. They stan My Chemical Romance and some of them have stan accounts.
1:
Ray: I posted my Ned fan art on the Mostard Cult account.
Bella: That's cool! Can I join?
Ray: No, I am a member but you aren't.
Bella: :(
2:
The Mostard Cult is a random account and the members have a freaking chat for it!
Ray: I posted my Ned fan art on the Mostard Cult account.
Bella: That's cool! Can I join?
Ray: No, I am a member but you aren't.
Bella: :(
2:
The Mostard Cult is a random account and the members have a freaking chat for it!
The mostard cult by bisexual bandito September 30, 2019
mootard
mootard by Harriet Goldstone August 30, 2003