(n.)An abbreviation for the widely known board game, Monopoly. It is used primarily when referring to an online version of the game. Most often, it is used because the original name for the game is so archaic and has such a negative connotation as it is an endless mind-numbing endeavor that is rarely completed or played correctly. This abbreviation gives it a new meaning; thus it is a NEW game. A cool one at that.
(v.) 1. To play said game. 2. In some instances, it can be used as an insult to a competitor. i.e. You just got monopsed.
(v.) 1. To play said game. 2. In some instances, it can be used as an insult to a competitor. i.e. You just got monopsed.
Dude, I'm jonesin' for some Monops later. You in?
Apples to apples is lame, Let's get sauced and Monops a little.
Apples to apples is lame, Let's get sauced and Monops a little.
by Blyzzie February 15, 2009
Get the Monops mug.Knife monopoly is simple, and it makes sense since you are likely to get stabbed in the back in business anyway. You play regular monopoly, but every time you buy a house you balance a steak knife on the edge of a shelf that is suspended above you. When someone lands on that property, prior to paying you, they get the option to jump up and down on the ground to possibly shake a knife loose. They have to pay double rent for this option. If you get stabbed in the back by a knife, then you lose that property and the houses on that set of properties are cleared from the board. The knives associated with those properties are also removed from the shelf. If you put a hotel down, then you have to balance a large kitchen knife on the business shelf. If you get stabbed by that knife, you lose a single hotel. If you die from that knife, then you lose 2 hotels.
Eccentric Millionaire: I've trapped you on this island because I crave the deadliest sport...
You (nodding): Knife monopoly it is then.
You (nodding): Knife monopoly it is then.
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Get the moopsie mug.John: Hey guys anybody want to play knife Monopoly?
Jeff:
Harry:
Joshua:
Erik:
John: Oh shit I forgot I won last game
Jeff:
Harry:
Joshua:
Erik:
John: Oh shit I forgot I won last game
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Get the Knife monopoly mug.A viscous family game where the board is usually picked up by someone and used to whack someone's head.
Cop1: What's the problem?
Cop2: It appears this family played monopoly.
Cop1: How many died?
Cop2: 3 children and 1 adult.
Cop2: It appears this family played monopoly.
Cop1: How many died?
Cop2: 3 children and 1 adult.
by ChildHandler October 9, 2016
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*throws Monopoly board on the floor*
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*throws Monopoly board on the floor*
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