A metal torch used commonly by police to beat small ethnic minorities who ride trains and who are just asking for trouble. Also used by security services as their 499mm length does not classify them as a baton.

That boy over there deserves a maglite beating.

Maglite by Raiks September 26, 2004

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Mogit

Miserable Old Git, from Solace of the Road by Siobhan Dowd, 2011. Boring, style-less, ordinary people who are unaware of unpleasant realities or the impact of their behavior on others. They don't understand people may not see the world the same way they do. Normals.

"Ray had gone to his job with plans and buildings and other mogit stuff up town." - Siobhan Dowd, 2011

The mogits were out in force, so we took off.

She's at least 50% mogit.

Mogit by Kowagarazu April 30, 2022

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MOLIT

- stands for "mother in law in town". basically means that you cannot do anything with anybody because you have to entertain, and or, spend time with your mother in law.

"Sorry dude, I can't go to the movies, I'm MOLIT this weekend."

"Damn, i would really like to play flaming-tennis, but i'm MOLITing this weekend. Seems like that bitch is here every weekend!"

MOLIT by dynamite dave May 7, 2007

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Moblit Berner

Moblit Berner is the fellow assistant of the Survey Corps Squad Leader Hange Zoe from the famous serie Attack on Titan.

Moblit is a very kind man with chestnut hair. He's always looking for Hange, always here to help them with their study and save their reckless ass. He's the sweetest character and he deserves the world. Please protect Moblit.

Fourth Squad Leader Hange Zoe and Fourth Squad vice-commander Moblit Berner !

Moblit Berner by ackeroyai October 3, 2020

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