A metal torch used commonly by police to beat small ethnic minorities who ride trains and who are just asking for trouble. Also used by security services as their 499mm length does not classify them as a baton.

That boy over there deserves a maglite beating.

Maglite by Raiks September 26, 2004

Get the Maglite mug.

Mogit

Miserable Old Git, from Solace of the Road by Siobhan Dowd, 2011. Boring, style-less, ordinary people who are unaware of unpleasant realities or the impact of their behavior on others. They don't understand people may not see the world the same way they do. Normals.

"Ray had gone to his job with plans and buildings and other mogit stuff up town." - Siobhan Dowd, 2011

The mogits were out in force, so we took off.

She's at least 50% mogit.

Mogit by Kowagarazu April 30, 2022

Get the Mogit mug.

MOLIT

- stands for "mother in law in town". basically means that you cannot do anything with anybody because you have to entertain, and or, spend time with your mother in law.

"Sorry dude, I can't go to the movies, I'm MOLIT this weekend."

"Damn, i would really like to play flaming-tennis, but i'm MOLITing this weekend. Seems like that bitch is here every weekend!"

MOLIT by dynamite dave May 7, 2007

Get the MOLIT mug.

Moblit Berner

Moblit Berner is the fellow assistant of the Survey Corps Squad Leader Hange Zoe from the famous serie Attack on Titan.

Moblit is a very kind man with chestnut hair. He's always looking for Hange, always here to help them with their study and save their reckless ass. He's the sweetest character and he deserves the world. Please protect Moblit.

Fourth Squad Leader Hange Zoe and Fourth Squad vice-commander Moblit Berner !

Moblit Berner by ackeroyai October 3, 2020

Get the Moblit Berner mug.

sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

Word of the Day on October 28, 2026

Get the sexspan mug.

womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

Word of the Day on October 27, 2026

Get the womp mug.

Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Get the Poggers mug.

Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Get the Oblication mug.

Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Get the Surf Dracula Syndrome mug.

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Get the Northstarring mug.