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Maglite
Maglite by IrishRepublicanArmy November 27, 2003
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Maglite • Maglite Mouth • MAGAite • Magitek Armor • Magitech • Magitek Knight • Maglietta • magmite • Mallite • Malliteracy
Maglite
(N) Maglite (pronounced Mag-Light or Fag-Light). The term Maglite is commonly used for being over zealous on forum post counts with useless information. It will make you dumber by reading the posts.
Maglite by Haters_Gonna_Hate October 31, 2013
Maglite Mouth
When your upper and lower front teeth get knocked out by a large flash light, usually after challenging an officer’s authority.
He keeps talking all this sovereign citizen shit to cops. I give it two months before he comes back home with maglite mouth.
Maglite Mouth by Cxt_tech September 29, 2018
USA Magnited States of America
A magical land, where you are free to do whatever you want. This means you are FREE to text in a THE-A-TER.
Texter: "I was using my PHOONE as a FLASHLIGHT to get to my fuckin' seat. So EXCUSE ME for using MY phone in USA MAGNITED STATES of America where yer-you are FREE to TEXT in a THE-A-TER!"
Alamo Drafthouse: "lol u mad?"
Alamo Drafthouse: "lol u mad?"
USA Magnited States of America by Ryan Ebson December 10, 2011
Magitek Armor
Magitek Armor by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007
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