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An aircraft aluminum flashlight. Favored by the LAPD. only for use against mexicans
Maglite by IrishRepublicanArmy November 27, 2003
(N) Maglite (pronounced Mag-Light or Fag-Light). The term Maglite is commonly used for being over zealous on forum post counts with useless information. It will make you dumber by reading the posts.
That faglite Maglite is up to like 10,000 posts by posting perverted little girl pictures
Maglite by Haters_Gonna_Hate October 31, 2013
A waterproof torch, the beam of which can be focussed tightly or diffused, that comes in various sizes from keyring sized (single AAA battery) to large enough to kill somebody with.

Many immitators but still the best.
Can't see what you're doing? Get your maglite out.
Haven't got one? What kind of spanner are you?
maglite by edjog December 19, 2005

Maglite Mouth 

When your upper and lower front teeth get knocked out by a large flash light, usually after challenging an officer’s authority.
He keeps talking all this sovereign citizen shit to cops. I give it two months before he comes back home with maglite mouth.
Maglite Mouth by Cxt_tech September 29, 2018

USA Magnited States of America 

A magical land, where you are free to do whatever you want. This means you are FREE to text in a THE-A-TER.
Texter: "I was using my PHOONE as a FLASHLIGHT to get to my fuckin' seat. So EXCUSE ME for using MY phone in USA MAGNITED STATES of America where yer-you are FREE to TEXT in a THE-A-TER!"
Alamo Drafthouse: "lol u mad?"

Magitek Armor 

A suit of magic robot armor in the game Final Fantasy III
Magitek Armor by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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