3 definitions by dynamite dave
- stands for "mother in law in town". basically means that you cannot do anything with anybody because you have to entertain, and or, spend time with your mother in law.
"Sorry dude, I can't go to the movies, I'm MOLIT this weekend."
"Damn, i would really like to play flaming-tennis, but i'm MOLITing this weekend. Seems like that bitch is here every weekend!"
"Damn, i would really like to play flaming-tennis, but i'm MOLITing this weekend. Seems like that bitch is here every weekend!"
by dynamite dave April 27, 2007
The March Treatment is performed by sitting on a females chest, facing foward toward her head, and slapping her in the face with your penis. It is both satisfying and hilarious, to the male. It's pretty humiliating to the female, but she usually loves it none the less. Named after it's inventor of the same last name.
My boyfriend gave me the March Treatment, and i was so humiliated. But he seemed satisfied, and couldn't stop laughing because it was so hilarious, so it's OK.
by dynamite dave February 3, 2006
The March Treatment is performed by sitting on a females chest while pinning her arms underneath your legs, facing foward toward her head, and slapping her in the face with your penis. It is both satisfying and hilarious, to the male. It's pretty humiliating to the female. Named after it's inventor of the same last name.
My boyfriend gave me the March Treatment, and i was so humiliated. But he seemed satisfied, and couldn't stop laughing because it was so hilarious, so it's OK.
by dynamite dave February 2, 2006