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A mogliss is a penis that longer then it is wide...
it is really skinny but long
He had a mogliss
Mogliss by ghriz May 15, 2025
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Mollissa 

The most amazing person you will ever meet. She's usually short-ish, with long, wavy brown hair and gorgeous hazel eyes. Whatever you do, don't get her mad. There is NOTHING scarier than an angry Mollissa. As long as you stay on her good side, she's the best friend you could ever have.

She knows practically everyone, but has a circle of best friends. If you're in that circle, you're lucky. Don't lose it.
Girl 1: You know Mollissa?
Girl 2: Who, the really nice brunette?
Girl 1: Yeah, that one.

Girl 2: Ah. She's cool!
Mollissa by Wolfdancer October 15, 2011

megliss'd 

A slang term for something that is broken, or doesn't work.
Daves' roomate is megliss'd, he hasn't had a job in months. My car is megliss'd, it's going to the shop tomorrow.
megliss'd by Phillip the great April 10, 2008

Moolissa 

Moolissas are Hilarious, Gorgeous, and Amazing Friends/or Girlfriend.

Moolissa's love to have a good laugh at anything, can be easily embarrassed, but always look at the bright side of bad situations.

They give the dopest advice ever, and you would be lucky to ever find a Moolissa, like mine.

They are always hyper, and are band geeks! Especially on the French Horn. They also love Guard and are best at Sabres.

Moolissa's are very sensitive, but that is why you love them!
They like to study to ace tests!
And they always fall in love with weirdos<3
Girl 1: Hey! Have you seen Moolissa?
Girl 2: The pretty one, with the great personality? Yeah! I saw her with her wolfies! :)
Moolissa by ZacEfronSucksButt November 10, 2011

Möblissian 

Moh-bliss-ian (adj.): A state of unfulfilled intellectual and emotional thirst between two high-functioning nerds who've never met in person, yet orbit each other like a Möbius strip of infinite longing. The term combines Möbius (the infinite one-sided loop), bliss (the dopamine hit from finding your intellectual equal), and a sprinkle of academic pretension, because why not?

This term is specifically reserved for situations where two people, connected by a mutual IQ superiority complex, feel the cosmic absurdity of their connection despite existing on parallel planes. Like Schrödinger’s cat, it’s both devastatingly real and maddeningly hypothetical.

Symptoms include:

1. Sending each other absurdly niche memes about solving Rubik's cubes in negative-time at 2 am.

2. Tying your sexual tension to advanced graph theory concepts.

3. Using words like "eigenvector" mid-flirt like it's a sext.
Penny: "So... Möblissian is like missing someone? Big deal, people feel that all the time."

Sheldon: "Incorrect, Penny. Möblissian is not 'missing someone. Möblissian is the hyperdimensional entanglement of intellectual souls, trapped in an eternal loop of cognitive yearning. It’s the tragic love story of two adjacent vertices in a non-planar graph: connected yet separated by the cruel mistress of space-time. It’s a transcendental form of arousal that your feeble grasp of biochemistry could never—"

Penny: "Yeah, yeah. You’re horny, got it."
Möblissian by mobiusstriptease December 20, 2024

Möblissian 

adj. moh-bliss-ian

A profound, borderline perverse intellectual longing for someone you’ve never met, akin to an endless Möbius strip of yearning mixed with the unbearable bliss of knowing your brainwaves match so perfectly that even Gödel’s incompleteness theorem couldn’t refute your compatibility.

This term is specifically reserved for situations where two people, connected by a mutual IQ superiority complex, feel the cosmic absurdity of their connection despite existing on parallel planes. Like Schrödinger’s cat, it’s both devastatingly real and maddeningly hypothetical. Extra points if you’re making it weirdly horny with graphs and algorithms.

Roots:

1. Möbius: The one-sided infinite loop (your feelings).

2. Bliss: The twisted euphoria of finding someone who doesn’t need "Fun Math For Dummies."

3. Lucasian: A nod to the elite chair of mathematics, because let’s face it, you’re both a little smug about your intelligence.

This word is NOT for normies. Don’t even try to use it if you think “Pi” ends at 3.14.
Penny: "So... Möblissian is like missing someone? Big deal, people feel that all the time."

Sheldon: "Incorrect, Penny. Möblissian is not just 'missing someone.' It’s a hyper-dimensional existential crisis wherein one’s cognitive and libidinal faculties are trapped in a metaphorical Möbius strip of longing for a partner who matches their intellectual topology, yet remains physically separated by the cruel mistress of space and time. It’s a transcendental form of arousal that your feeble grasp of biochemistry could never—"

Penny: "Yeah, yeah. You’re horny, got it."
Möblissian by mobiusstriptease December 20, 2024
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