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While receiving a blowjob, one shaves their pubes with an electric razor; shooting hairs in every direction like a lawnmower with no guard on.
“My girlfriend has an eye infection because one of my pubes lodged itself under her eyelid during a mowjob last week” says Brian.

“The last time I got a mowjob, my girl came up with a beard!” Replies Terry.
Mowjob by NB mike July 22, 2018
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Modjob • mowjob • momjob • mobjob • moojob • madjob • Midjob • Modjo • modjon • modrobes
n, v: MOE-JOB : the act of oral sex on a woman. analogous to the male 'blowjob'
one who excels at mowjobs may be considered a cunning linguist
mowjob by the green boglin October 17, 2008
Dude she gave me a madjob
madjob by Nikki345667 November 16, 2010
when you trim your pubes with a lawnmower
i gave my wife a mowjob the other day. she died
mowjob by bill dole August 4, 2007

modrobes 

the most comfortable pants you will ever own! the ultimate post-modern clothing. invented in the late 90s by saldebus, a true canadian renegade marketing guru, the signautre (and best selling style of) post-modern pants are a basic 65/35 poly-cotton blend, which get incredibly soft and comfortable with wash and wear. popular with both the university set and huge in the rave scene, these pants are further distinguished by their buckle clip and webbed belt. they are still the world's best alternative to sweatpants.
"look at that girls hot ass!"
"yeah man, it's those modrobes"

"you look like a bum in those sweatpants. you've gotta get some modrobes"
modrobes by Apb24.1 July 25, 2008
Sebastian Bland recieved a midjob on his weekend getaway to Vegas.
Midjob by Jules Kirby March 31, 2009
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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