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Sebastian Bland recieved a midjob on his weekend getaway to Vegas.
Midjob by Jules Kirby March 31, 2009
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The act of getting a blowjob from a girl while play Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.
"You can totally tell that Kory is getting a Modjob right now, he's breathing heavy!"
Modjob by Poormiguel January 30, 2010
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(Origin: Midget+Joint)

1. n - A joint rolled with small-sized rolling paper

2. n - A King-size joint rolled with considerably less than the standard amount of marijuana recommended for that size of paper. (approx. 1g)
Person 1: Hey! What the fuck is that?

Person2: It's a joint.

Person 1: It's a midjoint.

Person 2: A what?

etc...
Midjoint by FadieZ October 8, 2007
The amazing ship between Nemuri Kayama aka Midnight, and Emi Fukukado aka Ms Joke. They be adorable together. Fight me.

Theres no Midnight or Ms Joke gifs so have Aizawa instead
Oh hey! You ship Midjoke too!
Huh? Oh yeah! They're so cute together!
midjoke by DustPheonix March 9, 2021

midjourney 

Midjourney is a generative artificial intelligence program and service created and hosted by a San Francisco-based independent research lab Midjourney, Inc. Midjourney generates images from natural language descriptions, called "prompts", similar to OpenAI's DALL-E and Stable Diffusion. Midjourney.
Evan: Look at these images I made using MidJourney!
Eddie: Wow! That looks so cool babe 🤩
midjourney by kenny69 June 3, 2023
1. Something that just makes you sit back and say "daammn" or "dayum".
My first experience in an all-nude strip club was one hell of a mindjob.
mindjob by Jason December 8, 2003
The act of blowing someone's mind
Alix- "...yeah, it blew my mind"
Joe- "Oh man, you totally just got a mindjob"
mindjob by Joe Montouro January 16, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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