Midjob

Midget giving a blowjob

Sebastian Bland recieved a midjob on his weekend getaway to Vegas.

by Jules Kirby March 31, 2009

Modjob

The act of getting a blowjob from a girl while play Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.

"You can totally tell that Kory is getting a Modjob right now, he's breathing heavy!"

by Poormiguel January 30, 2010

Midjoint

(Origin: Midget+Joint)

1. n - A joint rolled with small-sized rolling paper

2. n - A King-size joint rolled with considerably less than the standard amount of marijuana recommended for that size of paper. (approx. 1g)

Person 1: Hey! What the fuck is that?

Person2: It's a joint.

Person 1: It's a midjoint.

Person 2: A what?

etc...

by FadieZ October 8, 2007

midjoke

The amazing ship between Nemuri Kayama aka Midnight, and Emi Fukukado aka Ms Joke. They be adorable together. Fight me.

Theres no Midnight or Ms Joke gifs so have Aizawa instead

Oh hey! You ship Midjoke too!
Huh? Oh yeah! They're so cute together!

by DustPheonix March 9, 2021

midjourney

Midjourney is a generative artificial intelligence program and service created and hosted by a San Francisco-based independent research lab Midjourney, Inc. Midjourney generates images from natural language descriptions, called "prompts", similar to OpenAI's DALL-E and Stable Diffusion. Midjourney.

Evan: Look at these images I made using MidJourney!
Eddie: Wow! That looks so cool babe 🤩

by kenny69 June 3, 2023

mindjob

1. Something that just makes you sit back and say "daammn" or "dayum".

My first experience in an all-nude strip club was one hell of a mindjob.

by Jason December 8, 2003

mindjob

The act of blowing someone's mind

Alix- "...yeah, it blew my mind"
Joe- "Oh man, you totally just got a mindjob"

by Joe Montouro January 16, 2008