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The act of getting a blowjob from a girl while play Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.
"You can totally tell that Kory is getting a Modjob right now, he's breathing heavy!"
Modjob by Poormiguel January 30, 2010
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(Origin: Midget+Joint)

1. n - A joint rolled with small-sized rolling paper

2. n - A King-size joint rolled with considerably less than the standard amount of marijuana recommended for that size of paper. (approx. 1g)
Person 1: Hey! What the fuck is that?

Person2: It's a joint.

Person 1: It's a midjoint.

Person 2: A what?

etc...
Midjoint by FadieZ October 8, 2007
The amazing ship between Nemuri Kayama aka Midnight, and Emi Fukukado aka Ms Joke. They be adorable together. Fight me.

Theres no Midnight or Ms Joke gifs so have Aizawa instead
Oh hey! You ship Midjoke too!
Huh? Oh yeah! They're so cute together!
midjoke by DustPheonix March 9, 2021

midjourney 

Midjourney is a generative artificial intelligence program and service created and hosted by a San Francisco-based independent research lab Midjourney, Inc. Midjourney generates images from natural language descriptions, called "prompts", similar to OpenAI's DALL-E and Stable Diffusion. Midjourney.
Evan: Look at these images I made using MidJourney!
Eddie: Wow! That looks so cool babe 🤩
midjourney by kenny69 June 3, 2023
1. Something that just makes you sit back and say "daammn" or "dayum".
My first experience in an all-nude strip club was one hell of a mindjob.
mindjob by Jason December 8, 2003
The act of blowing someone's mind
Alix- "...yeah, it blew my mind"
Joe- "Oh man, you totally just got a mindjob"
mindjob by Joe Montouro January 16, 2008
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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