momjob

To receive oral sex from one's mother

What, you guys didn't get momjobs when you were frustrated 19 year olds? I mean it's not like she swallowed.

by Captain Spock February 19, 2009

kirari momobami

I don’t care how busy I get, I will always make time to cook and clean and be the best house pet I can be for kirari momobami

Kirari momobami is hot and can rail the *** out of me until I ******* *** and then she can **** ** *** please just **** out of me

by lmaogsgahahah January 9, 2021

momobear

A man who is not the best looking but somehow still sexually attractive. They spend most if their time behind a screen to find a date not knowing they will be loved in real life.

Did you hear about momobear?
Momobear needs some love.

by odsome May 24, 2021

Mowjob

While receiving a blowjob, one shaves their pubes with an electric razor; shooting hairs in every direction like a lawnmower with no guard on.

“My girlfriend has an eye infection because one of my pubes lodged itself under her eyelid during a mowjob last week” says Brian.

“The last time I got a mowjob, my girl came up with a beard!” Replies Terry.

by NB mike July 22, 2018

Modjob

The act of getting a blowjob from a girl while play Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.

"You can totally tell that Kory is getting a Modjob right now, he's breathing heavy!"

by Poormiguel January 30, 2010

mowjob

n, v: MOE-JOB : the act of oral sex on a woman. analogous to the male 'blowjob'

one who excels at mowjobs may be considered a cunning linguist

by the green boglin October 17, 2008

Mormjob

Known strictly in the Mormon community as a the sexual act of slapping the male sex organ through the pants and running out of the room full of guilt and curiosity.

Boy: Did Seth just get a mormjob!?
Girl: No, but Nick sure did! Look how she ran out of the room!

by Jake4444 March 4, 2012