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What, you guys didn't get momjobs when you were frustrated 19 year olds? I mean it's not like she swallowed.
momjob by Captain Spock February 19, 2009
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kirari momobami 

I don’t care how busy I get, I will always make time to cook and clean and be the best house pet I can be for kirari momobami
Kirari momobami is hot and can rail the *** out of me until I ******* *** and then she can **** ** *** please just **** out of me
kirari momobami by lmaogsgahahah January 9, 2021
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A man who is not the best looking but somehow still sexually attractive. They spend most if their time behind a screen to find a date not knowing they will be loved in real life.
Did you hear about momobear?
Momobear needs some love.
momobear by odsome May 24, 2021
While receiving a blowjob, one shaves their pubes with an electric razor; shooting hairs in every direction like a lawnmower with no guard on.
“My girlfriend has an eye infection because one of my pubes lodged itself under her eyelid during a mowjob last week” says Brian.

“The last time I got a mowjob, my girl came up with a beard!” Replies Terry.
Mowjob by NB mike July 22, 2018
The act of getting a blowjob from a girl while play Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.
"You can totally tell that Kory is getting a Modjob right now, he's breathing heavy!"
Modjob by Poormiguel January 30, 2010
n, v: MOE-JOB : the act of oral sex on a woman. analogous to the male 'blowjob'
one who excels at mowjobs may be considered a cunning linguist
mowjob by the green boglin October 17, 2008
Known strictly in the Mormon community as a the sexual act of slapping the male sex organ through the pants and running out of the room full of guilt and curiosity.
Boy: Did Seth just get a mormjob!?
Girl: No, but Nick sure did! Look how she ran out of the room!
Mormjob by Jake4444 March 4, 2012
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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