Mocon

Modern contemporary

Mocon Hollywood is objectively inferior to mocon indie films.

by Thystle January 31, 2021

MCONA

Minority Candidates Only Need Apply. What everybody knows but nobody will dare say publicly for fear of being labeled a racist bigot, Applies primarily to positions and especially internships in media, sports, and academia.

Chad: man I sure hope I get that internship at ESPN this summer.

Biff: bro don't you know that's a MCONA job! Your whiteness means another summer working the Wendy's drive thru!

by Dmarsha March 13, 2022

McConnellgate

The unscrupulous batteram ram of an intimidation process characterizing the Kavanaugh Hearing.

This partisan travesty of a Senate process will be referred to as McConnellgate at some point in the future.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2018

Mitch Mcconnell

One of the most despicable politicians on the planet, who filibustered his own bill when democrats agreed with it. And yet, Kentucky still elects this clown.

Person 1: "How bad is Mitch Mcconnell?"

Person 2: "Enough that people refer to him as a turtle."

by senthurmanz July 12, 2017

Mitch McConnell

The substance excreted when expressing a dog's anal glands.

My dog's been dragging its ass across the carpet recently, must be a nasty Mitch McConnell buildup.

by Werewolf Moms April 4, 2019

Mitch McConnell

A rare species of tortoise found in the hills of Kentucky that derives pleasure from docking with other male tortai.

My brother and I were hiking and to our dismay, from a distance, saw two hillbillies with their uncircumcised penises inserted into one another but as we got closer we realized it was just a couple of Mitch McConnells.

by Puppychup August 8, 2019

Mitch McConnell

The Mitch McConnel is a sexual position one can only achieve in concert with a Galapagos Tortoise which results in wrinkly, long lived, but exceptionally unintelligent offspring.

Wow that’s one ugly SOB, one of his parents clearly had a fetish for the Mitch McConnell.

by One With Common Sense September 25, 2019