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One of the most despicable politicians on the planet, who filibustered his own bill when democrats agreed with it. And yet, Kentucky still elects this clown.
Person 1: "How bad is Mitch Mcconnell?"

Person 2: "Enough that people refer to him as a turtle."
by senthurmanz July 12, 2017
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Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY)

McConnell is the leader of the party of NO! in the senate.

He is a typical southern G.O.P. senator who opposes anything that he perceives as "progressive" and strongly
opposes anything democrats bring up for a vote.

He is popular among Obama Haters for his strong opposition to President Obama's healthcare reform plans.
Mitch McConnell said in an interview he would do whatever

he could to defeat Obama's healthcare reform. He works

with his House counterpart John Boehner to obstruct

Obama's plans to solve America's problems.
by Charles_U_Farley May 23, 2010
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The substance excreted when expressing a dog's anal glands.
My dog's been dragging its ass across the carpet recently, must be a nasty Mitch McConnell buildup.
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Decade-long champion of "Most Likely Member of the Senate to Be a Serial Killer"
Mitch McConnell invited me into his basement and I was like "hell no"
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A rare species of tortoise found in the hills of Kentucky that derives pleasure from docking with other male tortai.
My brother and I were hiking and to our dismay, from a distance, saw two hillbillies with their uncircumcised penises inserted into one another but as we got closer we realized it was just a couple of Mitch McConnells.
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