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A reminder as to the benefits of a corporate job. Sure, you may have a stiff neck from eye strain, but its beats anything vs. a job where you're treated as sub-human, have to meet sales deadlines, and will make piss poor change from commission. Also every month of December is treated as hell due to Christmas.
Person 1: "I fucking hate my corporate job; doing the same shit every day."
Person 2: "Highly doubt its worse than retail. Because its horrible being a depressed sales person."
Person 2: "Highly doubt its worse than retail. Because its horrible being a depressed sales person."
by senthurmanz June 15, 2018
Get the retailmug. Essentially a legal extortion tactic that relies on outdated speed limits and places that live on state revenue. Better to hire a traffic attorney and deal with the bullshit now than later.
Person 1: "How the hell did Tom get a speeding ticket?"
Person 2: "Wrong place at the wrong time. Welcome to America."
Person 2: "Wrong place at the wrong time. Welcome to America."
by senthurmanz June 14, 2021
Get the speeding ticketmug. A college course from hell, where your grade depends on your professor. Heaven forbid getting a professor that swamps your ass with homework.
by senthurmanz October 24, 2017
Get the Organic Chemistrymug. A choice that people should avoid unless they could easily balance the number of hours studying, as well as the hours volunteering at a hospital, being involved in school clubs, etc. If you get easily overwhelmed, this shouldn't be a career choice for you.
Person 1: How bad is Pre-Med?
Person 2: Enough that poor students get hammered by organic chemistry, physics, and other hardcore classes. If they fail to get into med school, they're fucked.
Person 2: Enough that poor students get hammered by organic chemistry, physics, and other hardcore classes. If they fail to get into med school, they're fucked.
by senthurmanz October 16, 2017
Get the Pre-Medmug. A cult that nobody voluntarily wants, so its forced upon by others. In other words, culture easily breeds an toxic environment where everyone is "friendly", yet secretly hates each other based on social class, wealth, education,etc.
by senthurmanz December 31, 2017
Get the Culturemug. Person 1: Can't wait to see homecoming!
Person 2: Fuck that, would pay more to see Spiderman being all grown up.
Person 2: Fuck that, would pay more to see Spiderman being all grown up.
by senthurmanz October 18, 2017
Get the Spidermanmug. A street racing series that used to be all about racing. and actually had focus on the fans. However, once "Fast and Furious" was made, everything about the series did a flip, now only focusing on action and explosions that would make Michael Bay proud. In essence, the car series has become a cash cow.
Person 1: Goddamn, I hear the new Fast and the Furious movie is coming tomorrow!
Person 2: Yeah, I would rather save my movie. Honestly, what the fuck does "family" mean in the movie?
Person 2: Yeah, I would rather save my movie. Honestly, what the fuck does "family" mean in the movie?
by senthurmanz April 25, 2017
Get the Fast and the Furiousmug.