Definitions by senthurmanz
speeding ticket
Essentially a legal extortion tactic that relies on outdated speed limits and places that live on state revenue. Better to hire a traffic attorney and deal with the bullshit now than later.
Person 1: "How the hell did Tom get a speeding ticket?"
Person 2: "Wrong place at the wrong time. Welcome to America."
Person 2: "Wrong place at the wrong time. Welcome to America."
speeding ticket by senthurmanz June 14, 2021
retail
A reminder as to the benefits of a corporate job. Sure, you may have a stiff neck from eye strain, but its beats anything vs. a job where you're treated as sub-human, have to meet sales deadlines, and will make piss poor change from commission. Also every month of December is treated as hell due to Christmas.
Person 1: "I fucking hate my corporate job; doing the same shit every day."
Person 2: "Highly doubt its worse than retail. Because its horrible being a depressed sales person."
Person 2: "Highly doubt its worse than retail. Because its horrible being a depressed sales person."
retail by senthurmanz June 15, 2018
Popeye's Chicken
For the love of god, don't eat there. If you want to have chicken, go to Chick fil A and save your stomach and soul. Avoid this greasy disease like hell, its not different from KFC.
Popeye's Chicken by senthurmanz June 2, 2018
conservative parents
The type of parents whose kids will eventually cut ties with them permanently and never meet them again, or do elderly abuse. What goes around comes around.
Person 1: Heard John and his parents don't talk to each other anymore. What happened?
Person 2: His conservative parents drove him nuts. So when graduation came around, he disowned them permanently.
Person 2: His conservative parents drove him nuts. So when graduation came around, he disowned them permanently.
conservative parents by senthurmanz May 28, 2018
disneyfication
What Disney has essentially done to both the Marvel and Star Wars universe; ignore making an interesting plot and characters, but instead turning movies into a cash-grab with cgi-filled effects. Which sucks considering how much they've done with their Pixar films.
Person 1: I've heard Disney acquired Fox entertainment; how's that going to work out.
Person 2: The same as before with disneyfication; ruin something for the sake of money.
Person 2: The same as before with disneyfication; ruin something for the sake of money.
disneyfication by senthurmanz April 23, 2018
Organic Chemistry
The literal definition of hell. Those who take it will begin to question their major and thus opt out for finance or engineering, which aren't bad choices. For the rest of those who continue, they will become broken by the time they do organic chemistry 2.
Person 1: "Have Organic Chemistry next year. Nice!"
Person 2: "Wait until you get into shapes, then you will truly understand the definition of hell."
Person 2: "Wait until you get into shapes, then you will truly understand the definition of hell."
Organic Chemistry by senthurmanz April 19, 2018
Engineering
A path not for the faint of heart. Not only will you get constantly shafted by your classes, but god forbid you get a professor or TA that grades your homework without being lenient, which happens to be the case. On the plus side, it'll be easy to find engineering opportunities and related-club, solely out of the experience of surviving hell with other poor souls.
Person 1: "I heard John had three panic attacks in a given week."
Person 2: "Welcome to Engineering."
Person 2: "Welcome to Engineering."
Engineering by senthurmanz February 22, 2018