senthurmanz's definitions

Papa Johns

A pizza chain that's in slow decline, mostly from its retarded owner who doesn't understand how much have other pizza chains improved, such as Dominoes and Pizza Hut.

Johns Schnatter: Why is my business failing?

Everyone: Mostly because you became a jerk to your own brand. Papa Johns would improve without you.

by senthurmanz November 3, 2017

Culture

A cult that nobody voluntarily wants, so its forced upon by others. In other words, culture easily breeds an toxic environment where everyone is "friendly", yet secretly hates each other based on social class, wealth, education,etc.

Person 1: So what culture are you from?

Person 2: I'm a culture of one. Essentially I'm myself.

by senthurmanz December 31, 2017

Asian Parents

The type of parents whose kids later disown them, out of spite for a bad childhood. Clingy and controlling as hell, their personality reflects helicopter parents, but on crack.

Person 1: Heard that John cut ties with his parents.

Person 2: Yup, Asian Parents.

by senthurmanz October 19, 2017

disneyfication

What Disney has essentially done to both the Marvel and Star Wars universe; ignore making an interesting plot and characters, but instead turning movies into a cash-grab with cgi-filled effects. Which sucks considering how much they've done with their Pixar films.

Person 1: I've heard Disney acquired Fox entertainment; how's that going to work out.

Person 2: The same as before with disneyfication; ruin something for the sake of money.

by senthurmanz April 23, 2018

Organic Chemistry

A college course from hell, where your grade depends on your professor. Heaven forbid getting a professor that swamps your ass with homework.

Person 1: Heard that John dropped Organic Chemistry.

Person 2: Smart man.

by senthurmanz October 24, 2017

speeding ticket

Essentially a legal extortion tactic that relies on outdated speed limits and places that live on state revenue. Better to hire a traffic attorney and deal with the bullshit now than later.

Person 1: "How the hell did Tom get a speeding ticket?"

Person 2: "Wrong place at the wrong time. Welcome to America."

by senthurmanz June 14, 2021

80's montage

Best motivation songs or videos. Period. By the time you finish listening to one, you're ready for anything, not matter what :)

Rocky was your average joe, til he went through a 80's montage. Now he's the real tiger.

by senthurmanz July 30, 2016