senthurmanz's definitions

retail

A reminder as to the benefits of a corporate job. Sure, you may have a stiff neck from eye strain, but its beats anything vs. a job where you're treated as sub-human, have to meet sales deadlines, and will make piss poor change from commission. Also every month of December is treated as hell due to Christmas.

Person 1: "I fucking hate my corporate job; doing the same shit every day."

Person 2: "Highly doubt its worse than retail. Because its horrible being a depressed sales person."

by senthurmanz June 15, 2018

Organic Chemistry

A college course from hell, where your grade depends on your professor. Heaven forbid getting a professor that swamps your ass with homework.

Person 1: Heard that John dropped Organic Chemistry.

Person 2: Smart man.

by senthurmanz October 24, 2017

disneyfication

What Disney has essentially done to both the Marvel and Star Wars universe; ignore making an interesting plot and characters, but instead turning movies into a cash-grab with cgi-filled effects. Which sucks considering how much they've done with their Pixar films.

Person 1: I've heard Disney acquired Fox entertainment; how's that going to work out.

Person 2: The same as before with disneyfication; ruin something for the sake of money.

by senthurmanz April 23, 2018

Worst Teacher Award

Given to a teacher who keeps assigning work to seniors even though they got a week of school left.

Teacher M: Even though you are tired as hell from exams, I'm still going to give you stuff to do.

Student 1: Bruhhhhhhh............

Student 2: And the Worst Teacher Award is to.......

by senthurmanz May 23, 2016

conservative parents

The type of parents whose kids will eventually cut ties with them permanently and never meet them again, or do elderly abuse. What goes around comes around.

Person 1: Heard John and his parents don't talk to each other anymore. What happened?

Person 2: His conservative parents drove him nuts. So when graduation came around, he disowned them permanently.

by senthurmanz May 28, 2018

80's montage

Best motivation songs or videos. Period. By the time you finish listening to one, you're ready for anything, not matter what :)

Rocky was your average joe, til he went through a 80's montage. Now he's the real tiger.

by senthurmanz July 30, 2016

Asian Parents

The type of parents whose kids later disown them, out of spite for a bad childhood. Clingy and controlling as hell, their personality reflects helicopter parents, but on crack.

Person 1: Heard that John cut ties with his parents.

Person 2: Yup, Asian Parents.

by senthurmanz October 19, 2017