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Essentially a legal extortion tactic that relies on outdated speed limits and places that live on state revenue. Better to hire a traffic attorney and deal with the bullshit now than later.
Person 1: "How the hell did Tom get a speeding ticket?"

Person 2: "Wrong place at the wrong time. Welcome to America."
by senthurmanz June 14, 2021
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A path not for the faint of heart. Not only will you get constantly shafted by your classes, but god forbid you get a professor or TA that grades your homework without being lenient, which happens to be the case. On the plus side, it'll be easy to find engineering opportunities and related-club, solely out of the experience of surviving hell with other poor souls.
Person 1: "I heard John had three panic attacks in a given week."

Person 2: "Welcome to Engineering."
by senthurmanz February 22, 2018
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A place where visions of all those doctor "reality shows" come to die. In other words, your time spent there will become hell itself, with the final product being a slave of the system itself. Even if do escape there "unscathed", the process of school will never end, especially if you have to specialize in surgery itself.
Person 1: "I want to become a doctor so I can safe lives."

Person 2: "Dude, forget medical school, it's suicide. Instead , go get a MBA, and become a hospital admin instead."
by senthurmanz May 12, 2017
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The type of parents whose kids will eventually cut ties with them permanently and never meet them again, or do elderly abuse. What goes around comes around.
Person 1: Heard John and his parents don't talk to each other anymore. What happened?

Person 2: His conservative parents drove him nuts. So when graduation came around, he disowned them permanently.
by senthurmanz April 21, 2018
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A street racing series that used to be all about racing. and actually had focus on the fans. However, once "Fast and Furious" was made, everything about the series did a flip, now only focusing on action and explosions that would make Michael Bay proud. In essence, the car series has become a cash cow.
Person 1: Goddamn, I hear the new Fast and the Furious movie is coming tomorrow!

Person 2: Yeah, I would rather save my movie. Honestly, what the fuck does "family" mean in the movie?
by senthurmanz April 26, 2017
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A cult that nobody voluntarily wants, so its forced upon by others. In other words, culture easily breeds an toxic environment where everyone is "friendly", yet secretly hates each other based on social class, wealth, education,etc.
Person 1: So what culture are you from?

Person 2: I'm a culture of one. Essentially I'm myself.
by senthurmanz December 31, 2018
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A college style jail cell that you'll simply want to get out of, for reasons such as:

1. Ridiculous prices that will probably increase for no reason whatsoever.
2. Bathroom that is nasty.
3. Suitemates that will eventually become annoying as hell to deal with.
4. Shit wifi.
5. "Quiet Hours". Yes, this is a thing considering the purpose of college dorms.
6. No privacy.

With all of that being said, please do yourself a great favor in both sanity and savings by getting an apartment, with "sane" people. If you prefer to save even a greater chunk and have good grades, then consider commuting.
Person 1: "I'm finally excited to move into a dorm! Freedom at last!"

Person 2. "That's what they all say, until you're first month ends. Then your dorm becomes a living hell."
by senthurmanz February 20, 2017
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