senthurmanz's definitions

retail

A reminder as to the benefits of a corporate job. Sure, you may have a stiff neck from eye strain, but its beats anything vs. a job where you're treated as sub-human, have to meet sales deadlines, and will make piss poor change from commission. Also every month of December is treated as hell due to Christmas.

Person 1: "I fucking hate my corporate job; doing the same shit every day."

Person 2: "Highly doubt its worse than retail. Because its horrible being a depressed sales person."

by senthurmanz June 15, 2018

speeding ticket

Essentially a legal extortion tactic that relies on outdated speed limits and places that live on state revenue. Better to hire a traffic attorney and deal with the bullshit now than later.

Person 1: "How the hell did Tom get a speeding ticket?"

Person 2: "Wrong place at the wrong time. Welcome to America."

by senthurmanz June 14, 2021

Organic Chemistry

A college course from hell, where your grade depends on your professor. Heaven forbid getting a professor that swamps your ass with homework.

Person 1: Heard that John dropped Organic Chemistry.

Person 2: Smart man.

by senthurmanz October 24, 2017

Culture

A cult that nobody voluntarily wants, so its forced upon by others. In other words, culture easily breeds an toxic environment where everyone is "friendly", yet secretly hates each other based on social class, wealth, education,etc.

Person 1: So what culture are you from?

Person 2: I'm a culture of one. Essentially I'm myself.

by senthurmanz December 31, 2017

Papa Johns

A pizza chain that's in slow decline, mostly from its retarded owner who doesn't understand how much have other pizza chains improved, such as Dominoes and Pizza Hut.

Johns Schnatter: Why is my business failing?

Everyone: Mostly because you became a jerk to your own brand. Papa Johns would improve without you.

by senthurmanz November 3, 2017

Spiderman

The only super hero franchise that gets rebooted forever, with alternate realities.

Person 1: Can't wait to see homecoming!

Person 2: Fuck that, would pay more to see Spiderman being all grown up.

by senthurmanz October 18, 2017

Popeye's Chicken

For the love of god, don't eat there. If you want to have chicken, go to Chick fil A and save your stomach and soul. Avoid this greasy disease like hell, its not different from KFC.

Person 1: "Heard you ate at Popeye's Chicken, how good was it?"

Person 2: "I have nightmares now."

by senthurmanz June 2, 2018