mcconnell

Theft of something belonging to someone else. Usually involving a great betrayal.

Some asshole mcconnelled my amazon order and left the whole appartment's mail open to theft!

by drammypdog June 27, 2018

mcconnell

A gay man who walks around thinking he is the shit.

oh look a that mcconnell

by Roberto Luongo April 02, 2009

McConnellism

Placing party over country, even if it means jeopardizing the integrity of American elections -- while lining the pockets of the wealthy and corporations and enabling a lawless president.

Mitch McConnell was sentenced to 20 years in prison after being found guilty of McConnellism

by dogeared August 03, 2019

McConnell

n. A turtle-head shaped butt plug inserted after a session of anal sex, its principal purpose being to prevent the inadvertent escape of Santorum from the receiving partner’s anus.

Devin was lucky this time. Paul had a spare McConnell to lend him, and once it was inserted, he was able to hurry over to the White House without leaking Santorum into his pants.

by ciabrat April 25, 2018

McConnellism

Any policy approved by Senator Mitch McConnell that is detrimental to the working or middle class people in the United States of America.

The factory I work in is being shut down and moved to China, due to McConnellism.

by HillbillyReport January 21, 2008

McConnellism

Using immoral partisan tricks to benefit the interests of self and party over the prosperity of America and democracy

The government shutdown is McConnellism at it's worst

by Extant January 11, 2019

McConnellized

The end result of Senator Mitch McConnell’s policies.

The factory I work in has been McConnellized, its being shut down and moved to China.

by HillbillyReport January 21, 2008