mcconnelling 

Mcconnelling was invented by John Stewart on the Daily show. It is a meme, and what you do is take the campaign ad for Mcconnell and you add music to it, then add the hash tag #mcconnelling to it. The ad works with basically any song you put to it, which is the cause of the trend.

*Turns on Mcconnelling video* *Raining men plays in the background*

mcconnelling by LexiGurl April 21, 2014

mcconnelling 

To be in extreme distress due to an overfilled lower tract in need of evacuation. Derived from the term "turtling" which takes it name from the similarity of the excrement poking from your rectum to a the head of a turtle. The term "mcconnelling" has been given rise due to the resemblance of the 21st century republican politician Mitch McConnell to a turtle and his overall worth in society being relatively equal to that of human shit.

Before I leave for my date I need to take a shit. I am really mcconnelling right now and I am worried if I sit down I may stain my trousers.

mcconnelling by MrBueno October 3, 2014

McConnelling 

McConnelling is when someone is in a short clip that mainly includes their upper torso and head. They start off by doing something official, or business-like such as signing papers and then suddenly smile at the camera like someone in the intro from Full House. McConnelling is based off of a political advertisement released by US Senator Mitch McConnell in which he signs some papers, and then turns his head up to smile at the camera.

Hey man, I saw the opening intro to Family Matters and they were all McConnelling!

McConnelling by AaronLikesItUpTheAss April 22, 2014

McConnelling 

The pensive, falsely shy, tip of a shit that pokes out briefly before it is finally expelled, after much effort and pain, is prodigious, both in girth and length, thundering in its report and rancid in its aroma.

McConnelled is the past-tense of McConnelling.

See turtling for the less offensive state of pre-defecation.

Biff: Oh my god. I thought I was turtling in the car but it turned out I was McConnelling.
Pete: Damn Biff! You should have said something. I would have stopped. My mom would have lost her shit if you had McConnelled on her leather seats.

McConnelling by dgRonbo April 12, 2021

McConnelling 

When you’re on a video conference call or in-person meeting and you intentionally freeze up in order to avoid the question.

Did you see Greg completely freeze up when the boss asked if he’d filed his expense reports?

Yeah man he was totally McConnelling to get out of it.

McConnelling by rbrif August 30, 2023

McConnellism 

Placing party over country, even if it means jeopardizing the integrity of American elections -- while lining the pockets of the wealthy and corporations and enabling a lawless president.

Mitch McConnell was sentenced to 20 years in prison after being found guilty of McConnellism

McConnellism by dogeared August 3, 2019

McConnellisation 

A popular term used to describe a process of complete and total corruption.

It is not only the US Senate that has undergone McConnellisation, but that is in fact where it started.

McConnellisation by Dr Bunnygirl June 4, 2020