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The Mitch McConnel is a sexual position one can only achieve in concert with a Galapagos Tortoise which results in wrinkly, long lived, but exceptionally unintelligent offspring.
Wow that’s one ugly SOB, one of his parents clearly had a fetish for the Mitch McConnell.
by One With Common Sense September 25, 2019

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A secret desire to see naked pictures of a grotesque person which an individual deflects by accusing others of wishing to do so.
Devin Nunes really has a giant Devin Nunes for Donald Trump.
by One With Common Sense September 26, 2019

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