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MCONA

Minority Candidates Only Need Apply. What everybody knows but nobody will dare say publicly for fear of being labeled a racist bigot, Applies primarily to positions and especially internships in media, sports, and academia.
Chad: man I sure hope I get that internship at ESPN this summer.

Biff: bro don't you know that's a MCONA job! Your whiteness means another summer working the Wendy's drive thru!
by Dmarsha March 13, 2022
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McDonald’s Sprite

A very strong sprite served at McDonald’s that can be compared to hard liquor and is said to give you secret powers
by Big pisser August 15, 2019
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Mcdonald's Wifi

Very bad, laggy internet. Usually is an insult during gaming in group chat referring that you have bad wifi.

- GG
Bro your not hosting your on Mcdonald's Wifi
by Difiner To Define October 17, 2016
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A meaningless phrase originally coined by Derrick from RHPC
Can be inserted into nearly any conversation.
Person 1: Hey, were you at the party last night?

Person 2: Nah, I was off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?
by mole_mole_mole February 24, 2020
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Rand McNally

A country off the coast of Argentina where people where hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people.
I am visiting Rand McNally this summer, I need to find hats in my shoe size.
by Alisagirl1990 March 7, 2012
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McDonald’s Sprite

Bro, my phones running low!

Let’s go to McDonald’s for that good good McDonald’s Sprite then bro!
by Nizzy Glizzy Glitzy September 12, 2020
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McDonald’s sprite

Only the hardest hitting drink in the world. This shit hits harder than vodka mixed with Vivian while in fire. This drink is exclusive to the fast food place that has a clown
*stupid fat customer pulls up to the drive thru speaker*

McDonald’s employee: Hi welcome to McDonald’s how may I help you

Stupid fat customer: Yo can I get a McDonald’s sprite.

McDonald’s employees: sure but your aware that if you drink the sprite and drive you’ll die in a crash cuz this shit hits hard

Stupid fat customers: yeah that’s my plan now give it to me

McDonald’s employees: fine your total is $1.08 please pull up to the first window

*stupid fat customer pays and gets drink*

Stupid cat customer: ay hell yeah now I can forget about my wife who left me

*stupid fat customer died in a car crash from being to fucked up*
by Techn0r0bert November 7, 2019
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