The original dating website.
Match, like all online
dating is a pile of shit, but unlike Tinder and OK Cupid, there's a hefty membership fee . The
people on there suck! The women are average looking with ridiculously high standards, wanting a perfect
man. The
men are desperate weirdos, or sugar daddies looking for hot young women. Their algorithm sucks, your "daily matches" are all selected completely randomly, you'll be lucky if it sends you someone the same age, or city as you, as well as sending you profiles that have already rejected you. Speaking of which, when someone rejects you on match you get a brutal automated rejection.
The other thing is match is hella
shady. They have a TON of fake and inactive profiles they keep to
boost their numbers, as well as not telling you what profiles are free members meaning they don't have access to messages. Chances are the majority of
people you're messaging can't reply or even read your messages. They also have an "auto renewal system" meaning if you don't cancel your membership before it's due to renew you automatically get charged for another 6 months, which match
will refuse to refund. Thing is it takes 2 days to cancel the auto renewal. Many a poor bastard has been suckered into paying another 6 months for this shit
trap. When you do cancel your membership, you'll instantly get an email saying you've got new messages, another
trap. If you do renew it the messages are either be from bots or
will magically disappear.
Bill: Ugh I'm so sick of how crappy tinder is!
Man why is dating so hard?
Chrissy: It's because you're using tinder, you should use match.com . It's a paid service so there's a higher calibre of
people.
Bill: Hmm maybe you're right, guess I'll give match a try.
*several weeks later*
Bill: Oh my god match
fucking sucks! This shit is worse than tinder!
