TreeWeezel's definitions

tronsurge

The masculine sound of electric power, usually a motor or heating element.

When some chode drove by revving his mustang 5.0, nobody turned their head. Then when I pulled away from the curb on my electric scooter, all the girls were smitten by my ripping tronsurge.

by TreeWeezel March 30, 2011

mulanize

To chop an object into tiny pieces, as Mulan did to the Huns in the movie of the same title.

My kite flew into the fan and was mulanized.

I mulanized the chicken with a deboner.

by TreeWeezel August 25, 2011

urban loophole

Rejected definitions can be resubmitted indefinitely.

Thanks to the urban loophole, my controversial submission went around UD for months before finally being published.

by TreeWeezel April 26, 2011

trontonic

From movie TRON and "tonic" meaning liquid.

The glowing blue beverage from TRON, consisting of pure energy. In the analog world, the closest thing is the appropriately colored and aptly named blue Powerade

I started to get tired playing basketball in the heat so I took a big gulp of Trontonic. It tasted like pure energy!

by TreeWeezel May 9, 2011

Thunderclese

Definition 1 about the cartoon robot is correct...The word can be adapted as a secret nickname for anybody who obsesses with ridiculous mechanical things.

Usually a neighbor, due to the neighborhood setting of The Brak Show. Can also apply to somebody with an overly decorated lawn.

The neighbor drives a Humvees - we call him Thunderclese

The other neighbor mows the lawn with an oversized tractor: he's Thunderclese too.

The neighbor's kid drives obnoxiously loud motorbikes in circles: Thunderclese Junior

by TreeWeezel November 15, 2011

knifemanship

Marksmanship, for knives. The discipline of knife-handling, covering skill in precision and speed of cutting, all with cavalier style. Also covers selection, care, safety, maintenance, and never once cutting yourself.

mom: who will carve the roast beast?
knifeman: allow me.

<knifes flash in a silver blur, and the beast is reduced to perfect portion slices>
mom: Impressive! Great knifemanship.

by TreeWeezel April 26, 2011

Bob Hemp

A most crafty way to refer to marijuana. Particularly useful for dealers who solicit lay people in public, because it is obvious ("hemp"), yet anyone who overhears will assume you are speaking about Bob Hope.

Stoner: Sister, I heard you were interested in Bob Hemp

Nun: I certainly am.

Overhearing Priest: Bob Hope? Great choice! Anyway, Hail Mary!

Nun: That was close.

<dumps collection plate into messenger bag, receives ziplock of pot>

by TreeWeezel April 21, 2011