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hootch

A poorly designed alcoholic beverage made with pitiful equipment, inappropriate ingredients, and suspect sanitation. Always homemade, although some fruit-flavored beers are almost bad enough to qualify.
Dude 1: "That fizzling pot contains the next batch o' hootch"
Dude 2: "Shouldn't you put a lid on that stuff?"
by TreeWeezel November 18, 2010
mugGet the hootchmug.

Urban contest

All contestents submit 5 words to UD. In several weeks, the highest success rate wins.
What are the results from last month's Urban Contest?
I had 0%. How about you?
0% as well. A draw!
by TreeWeezel May 9, 2011
mugGet the Urban contestmug.

meatglazer

meatgazer (girl who stares at guy's junk) + glance. Upon accusation of meatgazing, the offender will usually admit it but say she "just glanced". The proper compromise is to call her a meatglancer, or more aptly put, meatglazer.
Guy 1: JWebb is staring at Blick's meat. MEATGAZER!
JWebb: I only glanced.
Guy 1: Then you're a meatglazer. MEATGLAZER!
by TreeWeezel April 20, 2011
mugGet the meatglazermug.

raccoon bread

Bits of bread that don't fit into the toaster, so you turn the toaster on and balance your bread on top to toast a nice stripe onto it.

Also refers any use of this toaster-top technique.
is your bread heel too stubby to fit in the toaster? Make raccoon bread.

what's the easiest way to heat old pizza? the raccoon bread technique.
by TreeWeezel June 3, 2011
mugGet the raccoon breadmug.

like mending roads in summertime

Used to describe any untimely or unnecessary expenditure of effort or money.

Adapted from Shakespeare (Merchant of Venice), and in that day roads were in far better shape during the summer months, so mending roads in summertime was considered redundant.
Guy 1: "I'd better review for my phsychology exam"

Guy 2: "Study for a class that easy? That's like mending roads in summertime!"
by TreeWeezel November 18, 2010
mugGet the like mending roads in summertimemug.

kenny up

Used like the phrase "bundle up". Allusion to Kenny of tv show Southpark who wears an orange sweatshirt with the hood up at all times.

To "kenny up" can mean to simply bundle up before going outside, or more properly, to wear a hood and tighten it down over your face until you are only seeing thru a small gap.
Man it is windy outside. Kenny up before you go out there!
by TreeWeezel January 6, 2012
mugGet the kenny upmug.

fat chance

Actual meaning: a very good chance, opposite of a slim chance.

Typical usage: sarcasticly, as to imply that there is no chance in hell.
Let's do the right thing and serve these guys!

Pschh. Fat chance. (chuckles)
by TreeWeezel October 24, 2011
mugGet the fat chancemug.

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