TreeWeezel's definitions

pam

The best anal lubricant. Use continuously.

Last nite me and Trina went thru a box of condoms and a case of Pam. It was extra slick and she loved the fizzy sensation.

by TreeWeezel October 27, 2011

ting.com

The bing.com of porn. Type in your fetish, and it will add "+porn" and Google it for you.

How'd you find those great pics?
Try ting.com

by TreeWeezel September 30, 2011

stab

DJ technique - the result is a "hit" sound. It works best with a brass chord sample.

In parallel he bumps the record forward and opens the crossfader for a split second, which sounds like a short hard note.

Old school DJs will use a lot of stabs to give some punch to the 808 beats.

by TreeWeezel November 18, 2011

groats

Historic: traditional African dish of stewed goat scrotum. Brought to America by slaves and adapted to Southern cooking conventions.

Current: Served deep fried at breakfast at any small diner in South Carolina, Georgia, and lower. Interestingly, nobody likes it, but they think other people like it. Yankees will often order it, mistaking it for grits (a more common and even grosser dish.)

Yankee1: What are groats?
Yankee2: Some podunk cornpone sorta thing.
Yankee1: I'll have that.
-later
Yankee1: Wow, this bacon's really leathery.

by TreeWeezel April 20, 2011

nar

Cry of the narwhal

Narwhals will swim hundreds of miles to find their mate..here's one now!
NAR!!!!!!!

by TreeWeezel June 3, 2011

de la haircut

Invented by Trugoy the Dove of De La Soul. Curly hair is fashioned into 6-12 big lumps. It should be skewed to one side, or at least assymetric.

Look at the album cover of "3 Feet High and Rising". Trugoy the Dove and Pasemaster Mase have excellent de la haircuts.

by TreeWeezel May 18, 2011

chinga

What skinny, tarted-up latina girls call each other when they squabble.

"Hola, Chinga."
"Who you callin Chinga, chinga?"
"Estas la chinga, chinga."
"Oh this is on, gordita!"

Arm flapping/slapping/hilarity ensues.

by TreeWeezel November 21, 2010