Minionfest

Minionfest is when three dumbass lesbians (named Kitty, Carys & Opal) get together normally at 10pm and talk about minion sex and other nsfw minion related topics until midnight

Lesbian 1: CAN WE HAVE MINIONFEST TONIGHT
Lesbian 2: YES
Lesbian 3: Like a small boat on the oce-

Minionfest by Opalzzz September 10, 2021

minifesto 

(1) a contraction of "mini" and "manifesto": a mini manifesto, a short manifesto, a manifesto's manifesto, a pocket manifesto (see minifesto.org/)

(2) an animated GIF that shows any message you want (see wigflip.com/minifesto/)

That minifesto sure packed a punch.

Marx himself would have been mighty proud of this little minifesto right here!

Minifesto, manifesto, maxifesto, Marxifesto!

minifesto by mdsquared June 11, 2014

maninfestation 

The phenomenon whereby groups of males suddenly appear out of nowhere due to the presence of attractive women, free beer, a neighbor's barbecue, running power equipment, or anything else that would draw men like flies.

--That's strange...It was all hot chicks in here just a minute ago when I got up to use the terlet, and when I came back, the bar was swarming with guys!

--Classic case of maninfestation! I saw it on Discovery Channel.

maninfestation by palabrajot October 6, 2010

Minionese 

The language in which the minion race communicate in

"Gru doesn't understand that Kevin and Bob cussing him out in minionese"

Minionese by nayernay June 3, 2018

minioneatz 

minioneatz Is a tiktoker that doesn’t post much but is very cool and nice

My favorite tiktoker is minioneatz

minioneatz by Somebody online March 15, 2022

Minionese 

This is a language spoken by an unsavory specimen known as a "minion", i.e a supporter of crazy people and low lifes. These minions blindly spout phrases to get attention from their idols such as "your haters are jealous of you" and "you don't owe anyone an explanation!". They can be found flocking near people they idolize hoping to be granted the slightest bit of attention from them. The idols of a minion tend to share similar characteristics such as being junkie drug addicted, child abandoning, STD ridden, whorish and batshit crazy. It is impossible to rationalize with minions (as well as their idols) as they only understand minionese. Be warned however; minions are known to turn on their idols when their adoration is repeatedly ignored.

Minion: Jenelle, yr such an great mother to Jace! You have really done turnt yr life around! Yr haters are just jealous!
Jenelle: *Retweets*
Rational Person: huh? She's not a good mother at all she abandoned her child!
Minion: shunt ipt dum loser
Rational Person: are you speaking minionese?

Minionese by Whorelle Evans June 17, 2013

minionist 

the process of being sexually aroused to the minions.

The movie was so good I think I'm a minionist

minionist by First Minionist July 28, 2022