palabrajot's definitions

Assperger's

An unusual obsession with buttocks, and especially a tendency to visually fixate upon buttocks when out in public, or in other social situations.

"That's the 15th woman today you've stared at too long because she had a nice can, Josh! You're more than just an assman, you've got Assperger's!"

by palabrajot August 19, 2011

backwords

When a chat goes wonky and dialog repeats at odd moments so you can hardly communicate.

Typical backwords:

User 1: Waddup?
User 2: Hey
User 1: Goin to Dave's party?
User 2: Prob
User 1: Cool
User 2: Guess what?
User 1: What?
User 2: Prob
User 1: What?
User 2: Guess what?
User 1: Prob
User 2: wtf?

by palabrajot November 9, 2010

tainted glove

A used condom.

---Last night, in the dark, I stepped barefoot on my tainted glove, thrown carelessly upon the floor and forgotten about in the postcoital confusion.

---Eww.

by palabrajot October 12, 2010

maninfestation

The phenomenon whereby groups of males suddenly appear out of nowhere due to the presence of attractive women, free beer, a neighbor's barbecue, running power equipment, or anything else that would draw men like flies.

--That's strange...It was all hot chicks in here just a minute ago when I got up to use the terlet, and when I came back, the bar was swarming with guys!

--Classic case of maninfestation! I saw it on Discovery Channel.

by palabrajot October 6, 2010

branifesto

When someone becomes a health nut, then goes around preaching to everyone about why they should eat all organic, high fiber, drink green tea, etc.

Don't go into the break room when Josh is there unless you have 10 minutes to listen to his branifesto about giving up donuts and chips!

by palabrajot October 4, 2010

ridiculust

When two people are so hot for each other, it's gross. Lots of PDA is involved.

---Have you seen Adam and Sarah lately? They can't keep their hands off each other...even at the gym!

---Ew...ridiculust!

by palabrajot October 2, 2010

dogstank

The musky, funky odor of a dirty dog, which permeates everything they lie or sit upon. Making them go for a swim only makes it worse. The only thing that works is professional-grade pet shampoo and lots of warm water.

Their paws also smell like salty cornchips, because that is where their sweat glands are located. Pee-ew!

Don't go into my grandmother's Jeep Grand Cherokee... she has two Retrievers, and that vehicle is full o' fur and dogstank!

by palabrajot October 1, 2010