The musky, funky odor of a dirty dog, which permeates everything they lie or sit upon. Making them go for a swim only makes it worse. The only thing that works is professional-grade pet shampoo and lots of warm water.
Their paws also smell like salty cornchips, because that is where their sweat glands are located. Pee-ew!
Their paws also smell like salty cornchips, because that is where their sweat glands are located. Pee-ew!
Don't go into my grandmother's Jeep Grand Cherokee... she has two Retrievers, and that vehicle is full o' fur and dogstank!
by palabrajot October 01, 2010
One who listens to Public Radio exclusively and unquestioningly, then has an irresistible compulsion to repeat whatever they just heard on it to co-workers, friends, family, acquaintances, strangers, etc.
John in Human Resources is a total NPR2D2! Every time I run into him in the break room, he has to quote from "All Things Considered," "Fresh Air," or "Prairie Home Companion." He never listens to anything else!
by palabrajot September 16, 2010
To have more fun than someone else.
You: "I stayed home last night and cleaned my apt. with my roomie and then we watched Wizard of Oz on Netflix and crashed. What'd you do?"
Your friend: "I went to a bumpin all-night toga party with that fox Sarah, and we did the grind, and now we're an item. Good times had by all.
You: "Well, guess you outfunned me!"
Your friend: "I went to a bumpin all-night toga party with that fox Sarah, and we did the grind, and now we're an item. Good times had by all.
You: "Well, guess you outfunned me!"
by palabrajot September 25, 2010
The smell of hair after 1-2 days without being washed. Gets progressively worse with each passing day afterward, until it becomes truly gag-a-maggot. The peculiar odor of hairstank is a cross between oil, dirt, sweat and stale shampoo / conditioner fragrance. Easily transferred to pillowcases and the inside of hats. For some reason, the smell of a dog that hasn't been bathed in several weeks, is not as unpleasant as human hairstank after only 3-4 days.
I love hippie chicks, at least the ones who bathe regularly and don't have crotchstank and hairstank.
by palabrajot September 10, 2010
Typical backwords:
User 1: Waddup?
User 2: Hey
User 1: Goin to Dave's party?
User 2: Prob
User 1: Cool
User 2: Guess what?
User 1: What?
User 2: Prob
User 1: What?
User 2: Guess what?
User 1: Prob
User 2: wtf?
User 1: Waddup?
User 2: Hey
User 1: Goin to Dave's party?
User 2: Prob
User 1: Cool
User 2: Guess what?
User 1: What?
User 2: Prob
User 1: What?
User 2: Guess what?
User 1: Prob
User 2: wtf?
by palabrajot November 09, 2010
A person who has the cringeworthy habit of letting silverware scrape against their teeth when they eat. Go ahead and try it yourself, then you'll know how uncomfortable it feels, and therefore, what this says about the forkscraper: that they're a weirdo.
Sarah was a constant forkscraper on our first date, which was the dealbreaker for me, because it's rilly obnoxious.
by palabrajot September 16, 2010
---Have you seen Adam and Sarah lately? They can't keep their hands off each other...even at the gym!
---Ew...ridiculust!
---Ew...ridiculust!
by palabrajot October 02, 2010