Mingemop

Female genital cleaning item (exterior)

Oh god, I’ve run out of mingemops
This mingemop did the business

by nogbadthebad September 26, 2020

Mingemonger

Minge is a colloquial English term referring to a female’s pubic hair. Monger refers to any trading enterprise. A minge-monger is therefore a term of abuse used to describe a person who it is claimed sells the pubic hair of a ladies.

That disgusting bloke is an absolute mingemonger!

by Colonel Barnaby November 28, 2022

mingemonkey

1) A male fool obsessed with The Game dating system

2) A Mingemonkey McGee is the placeholder name of a suspect in a violent sexual assault investigation.

"he's a mingemonkey McGee that guy!"

by PatBateman2000 May 26, 2016

Mingemould

A crusty, foul-smelling layer of filth and mould that forms over a woman's minge if she forgets to, or chooses not to wash it.

Eww look at Sally's mingemould! I ain't putting my phallus in that thing!

by The Evil Biscuit of D00m June 11, 2006

mingemonger

A term used to describe a ugly ass whore who sucks huge cock for a shot of jizz. The whore never wears knickers and stabs herself with pencils. A main habitat of this type of creature is in Hartlepool. They all go to college and like to scream in the Library and read urbandictionary.com

WOW shes such as mingemonger, id let her suck my penis, and id even stab her with pencils in the library!

by Philly M May 19, 2008

Mingemon

Mingemon means a man with a minge. This is often used in the context of a man trying to act hard when in facts he's actually a pussy.

"Dave just said he's gonna batter charlie."
"No he wont he's just a mingemon."

by moggies July 19, 2022

mingemotter

Someone who likes to munch on the salty clam.

That mingemotter sure do like to munch on his girlfriends fish pate.

by Kapitano Kaos November 2, 2023