Mingemon

Mingemon means a man with a minge. This is often used in the context of a man trying to act hard when in facts he's actually a pussy.

"Dave just said he's gonna batter charlie."
"No he wont he's just a mingemon."

by moggies July 19, 2022

Mingemonger

Minge is a colloquial English term referring to a female’s pubic hair. Monger refers to any trading enterprise. A minge-monger is therefore a term of abuse used to describe a person who it is claimed sells the pubic hair of a ladies.

That disgusting bloke is an absolute mingemonger!

by Colonel Barnaby November 28, 2022

Midgemong

Combination of the words Midget and Mongoloid. Used to describe someone who is both short and animal-like in nature or appearance.

Often used to describe and angry short drunk.

"Get off my back you midgemong."
"What did you say about me?"
"You're literally on my back get off."

by Ugly dirtbag May 28, 2021

Mingmong

Simply a mixture of a Minger and a Mong, basically a disgustingly FUGLY person that should only be allowed out in daylight if they live on a council estate.

Eeuuugh!!! Look at that mingmong over the road

by Matt Dawson October 3, 2006

mingmonged

To get totally drunk

I'm totally mingmonged

by AndyCK1 August 16, 2006

mingeonaise

when a mans cocksauce mixes with a womans mingesauce

after sex she went to the bathroom with mingeonaise running down the inside of her legs

by wanbaw66 March 26, 2009

mingemonkey

1) A male fool obsessed with The Game dating system

2) A Mingemonkey McGee is the placeholder name of a suspect in a violent sexual assault investigation.

"he's a mingemonkey McGee that guy!"

by PatBateman2000 May 26, 2016