Mingemonger 

Minge is a colloquial English term referring to a female’s pubic hair. Monger refers to any trading enterprise. A minge-monger is therefore a term of abuse used to describe a person who it is claimed sells the pubic hair of a ladies.

That disgusting bloke is an absolute mingemonger!

Mingemonger by Colonel Barnaby November 28, 2022

mingemonger 

A term used to describe a ugly ass whore who sucks huge cock for a shot of jizz. The whore never wears knickers and stabs herself with pencils. A main habitat of this type of creature is in Hartlepool. They all go to college and like to scream in the Library and read urbandictionary.com

WOW shes such as mingemonger, id let her suck my penis, and id even stab her with pencils in the library!

mingemonger by Philly M May 19, 2008

mingmonged 

To get totally drunk

I'm totally mingmonged

mingmonged by AndyCK1 August 16, 2006

mingemonkey 

1) A male fool obsessed with The Game dating system

2) A Mingemonkey McGee is the placeholder name of a suspect in a violent sexual assault investigation.

"he's a mingemonkey McGee that guy!"

mingemonkey by PatBateman2000 May 26, 2016

mingemotter 

Someone who likes to munch on the salty clam.

That mingemotter sure do like to munch on his girlfriends fish pate.

mingemotter by Kapitano Kaos November 2, 2023

mingefingers 

A person with very soft unworked hands. Who's probably never seen a hard day's graft in their life.

Aaron has some proper mingefingers.

mingefingers by Kirton nick December 1, 2024