nogbadthebad's definitions

Sausage of friendship

Blokes starting a friendship with ladies as a route to eventual sex

I offered her the sausage of friendship and she took it all the way
Sausage of friendship only babe, you don’t have to eat it..

by nogbadthebad November 7, 2020

Steriloids

Male drones, not upto standard for the ladies

Shit, this place is full of Steriloids..
These aren’t the steriloids you’re looking for...

by nogbadthebad July 2, 2019

ladylady

A lady who likes ladies (sexually)

Sorry mate, she’s a ladylady...

by nogbadthebad July 1, 2019

happy sending

A message sent that causes the recipient to orgasm

I came in my pants when I got your happy sending
Happy sending - that’ll be extra

by nogbadthebad September 24, 2020

Mingemop

Female genital cleaning item (exterior)

Oh god, I’ve run out of mingemops
This mingemop did the business

by nogbadthebad September 26, 2020

spamslam

Vigorous sexual thrusting

He gave me a real spamslam

Spa slam me into tomorrow

by nogbadthebad September 24, 2020

knobsocks

Skinny jeans worn by men

What a fashion victim wearing his knobsocks
I wouldn’t wear those knobsocks if you paid me

by nogbadthebad September 24, 2020