Definitions by nogbadthebad

Skankypants 

Underwear liberally doused in personal sex juices

These skankypants stink of sex
I can’t believe you’re still wearing those skankypants after…

Skankypants by nogbadthebad August 30, 2022

Sausage of friendship 

Blokes starting a friendship with ladies as a route to eventual sex

I offered her the sausage of friendship and she took it all the way
Sausage of friendship only babe, you don’t have to eat it..

Sausage of friendship by nogbadthebad November 7, 2020

Mingemop 

Female genital cleaning item (exterior)

Oh god, I’ve run out of mingemops
This mingemop did the business

Mingemop by nogbadthebad September 26, 2020

spamslam 

Vigorous sexual thrusting

He gave me a real spamslam

Spa slam me into tomorrow

spamslam by nogbadthebad September 24, 2020

happy sending 

A message sent that causes the recipient to orgasm

I came in my pants when I got your happy sending
Happy sending - that’ll be extra

happy sending by nogbadthebad September 24, 2020

knobsocks 

Skinny jeans worn by men

What a fashion victim wearing his knobsocks
I wouldn’t wear those knobsocks if you paid me

knobsocks by nogbadthebad September 24, 2020

Steriloids 

Male drones, not upto standard for the ladies

Shit, this place is full of Steriloids..
These aren’t the steriloids you’re looking for...

Steriloids by nogbadthebad July 2, 2019