Midgemong

Combination of the words Midget and Mongoloid. Used to describe someone who is both short and animal-like in nature or appearance.

Often used to describe and angry short drunk.

"Get off my back you midgemong."
"What did you say about me?"
"You're literally on my back get off."

by Ugly dirtbag May 28, 2021

midgemong

A term used to describe rather (Short) People, It's a nicer word for (Midget). Midgemong is a word that everyone should use.

Look at that midgemong, I think it's gavin tremblett.

by Nicholas fleming February 27, 2019

Mingemonger

Minge is a colloquial English term referring to a female’s pubic hair. Monger refers to any trading enterprise. A minge-monger is therefore a term of abuse used to describe a person who it is claimed sells the pubic hair of a ladies.

That disgusting bloke is an absolute mingemonger!

by Colonel Barnaby November 28, 2022

Midge Mong

1. The perfect name to call a complete idiot who you unfortunately associate with.

2. The perfect term used to get someone's attention when they are ignoring you.

1. "Hey. Let me cruise your poker party this weekend."

"No one wants you there, Midge Mong."

2. "Hey. Hey! Hey!!! MIDGE MONG!!!!"

"What do you want nig nog?"

by bangbangnibba November 7, 2016

Midgeon

Midgeon describes the Midgeon Religion which includes TheMidgeon, SlipperyMidgeon, MadMidgeon, TheOtherMidgeon, KingMidgeon, SirMidgeon, GodMidgeon, ConfirmedMidgeon, SgtMidgeon, AnotherMidgeon, SnowyMidgeon and A_Midgeon.

I just joined the midgeon cult.

Shit, a midgeon just hit on my mom.

by HomosexualMidgeon August 7, 2022

Midgeting

To be a short person in action.

Frankie was midgeting about behind the drum set.

by Small White Blast October 10, 2009

Mingmong

Simply a mixture of a Minger and a Mong, basically a disgustingly FUGLY person that should only be allowed out in daylight if they live on a council estate.

Eeuuugh!!! Look at that mingmong over the road

by Matt Dawson October 3, 2006