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Combination of the words Midget and Mongoloid. Used to describe someone who is both short and animal-like in nature or appearance.

Often used to describe and angry short drunk.
"Get off my back you midgemong."
"What did you say about me?"
"You're literally on my back get off."
Midgemong by Ugly dirtbag May 28, 2021
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A term used to describe rather (Short) People, It's a nicer word for (Midget). Midgemong is a word that everyone should use.
Look at that midgemong, I think it's gavin tremblett.
midgemong by Nicholas fleming February 27, 2019

Mingemonger 

Minge is a colloquial English term referring to a female’s pubic hair. Monger refers to any trading enterprise. A minge-monger is therefore a term of abuse used to describe a person who it is claimed sells the pubic hair of a ladies.
That disgusting bloke is an absolute mingemonger!
Mingemonger by Colonel Barnaby November 28, 2022

Midge Mong 

1. The perfect name to call a complete idiot who you unfortunately associate with.

2. The perfect term used to get someone's attention when they are ignoring you.
1. "Hey. Let me cruise your poker party this weekend."

"No one wants you there, Midge Mong."

2. "Hey. Hey! Hey!!! MIDGE MONG!!!!"

"What do you want nig nog?"
Midge Mong by bangbangnibba November 7, 2016
Midgeon describes the Midgeon Religion which includes TheMidgeon, SlipperyMidgeon, MadMidgeon, TheOtherMidgeon, KingMidgeon, SirMidgeon, GodMidgeon, ConfirmedMidgeon, SgtMidgeon, AnotherMidgeon, SnowyMidgeon and A_Midgeon.
I just joined the midgeon cult.

Shit, a midgeon just hit on my mom.
Midgeon by HomosexualMidgeon August 7, 2022

Midgeting 

Frankie was midgeting about behind the drum set.
Midgeting by Small White Blast October 10, 2009

Mingmong 

Simply a mixture of a Minger and a Mong, basically a disgustingly FUGLY person that should only be allowed out in daylight if they live on a council estate.
Eeuuugh!!! Look at that mingmong over the road
Mingmong by Matt Dawson October 3, 2006
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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