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Millidiot

Unfavorable label given to someone belonging to the millennial genre who regularly acts like an idiot; is unmotivated, oblivious to reality, has feelings as fragile as a soap bubble, and has a very weak inclination to listen, learn, and evolve their life.
At 26, never had a job, and still living at home, Maverick thinks he should be able to score a six figure video game designing job...just because he has “mastered” Fortnite and every other video game. Keep thinking like a millidiot, kid. You’ll go far in life.

Fashion Designer:
I asked our new hire Tiffany to come down to my office today so we could discuss her performance over the last couple of months. I told her she wasn’t meeting performance expectations and needed to step up her work. She started crying. When I asked if she was okay, she said “I have never been told I was failing at anything before.” Then she asked me for a raise. Can you say MILLIDIOT!

Crew Boss:
I called Corden and told him he got the job, and that he starts with his new crew next Monday at 8 am. He didn’t sound too excited, so I asked if he had any questions?

Manager:
What’d he say?
Crew Boss:
He said 8 am was really early, he’s never had to get up that early before, and wanted to know if he could come in at noon. When I told him no, he needed to be there at 8 to start work with his crew, he said he wasn’t sure if the job was the right fit for him.
Manager:
You’ve got to be shitting me! What a millidiot!

Just out of college and the smartest kid in her class; Jordan is acting exactly polar opposite of a genius...she’s such a millidiot!
by GR8Scot November 18, 2018
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Millidiot

A rather unbelievable generation sandwiched between Generation X and the Space Generation. Their lack of base level knowledge is cringeworthy and their ignorance is vast and thundering.
Socialism is cool! Russia is our friend! Saudi Arabia is our ally!

Only a Millidiot would say such things
by CryHavoc December 9, 2019
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illidiot

A person who failed the literacy test and is an idiot.
"Doesn't apple have 9 letters in it?"

"You're a fucking illidiot."
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migidiot

this is the mixing of midget and idiot. no one wants to we called this,and you might wish you never said it after you do,because you might end up hurt.
FRIEND:you know that guy yesterday who giving that speech? hes such a migidiot.
FRIEND 2: **sound of slap** THAT WAS ME!
by neonletters November 26, 2011
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Millibitch

The unit for measuring swag. One thousand millibitches, or one bitch, refers to the amount of swag required to coerce a hot chick into sleeping with you based solely on your swag. Hence, if you have one bitch of swag, you can get one bitch to sleep with you.
There were three girls at the bar tonight; fortunately, I have about three bitches worth of swag.

Person A: "So how much swag do you think he has?"
Person B: "I'd say about eight hundred millibitches."
Person A: "Wait, he got that hot chick's number. He must have an entire bitch's worth."
by Pick Yer Poison December 3, 2011
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Milligrot

The amount of anti-beauty a person has - the opposite of millihelen

Based on the Grotbag's scale (UK TV Star)
Not that she is ugly, but she has so many milligrots that no matter how much beer you have, she will never be attractive.
by Giffer2 April 7, 2005
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millidick

The size of Cam's dick
When he pulled down his pants it was the size of a millidick!
by kike69420 June 17, 2018
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